I think my postman has died

[TruffleShuffle]

It's been a week and no post. No bills, not even a flyer has come through my door.

It's a real pain when every day since Tuesday i've been coming home expecting a new Barclaycard on the door matt (for 0% transfer loveliness), and there's been nothing there

 

[Something Else]

this thread. . . . the stupidity blinds me

 

[TS7]

So your neighbors have also received no post? Perhaps worth going into your local post office and asking.

 

[Overslop]

I'm your postman. It was a test to see if you cared more about your damned mail than me. Well, what a surprise you little *****! Don't expect to ever receive mail again you ****!

 

[Zefan]

Did your Son's Italian American friends have a word with him re: the letter from your Son's school?

 

[CaptainRAVE]

Maybe he just doesn't like you.

 

[Pawnless Endgame]

Was about to write lolkwerk, then checked that the OP isn't Kwerk.

But I'll still respond with 'lolkwerk'.

 

[[TW]Sponge]

Ahhh I see, so instead of ringing your local post office and seeing what's going on, you decide to let the good people of OcUK know.

Well thanks, thanks for that.

 

[CaptainRAVE]

Ahhh I see, so instead of ringing your local post office and seeing what's going on, you decide to let the good people of OcUK know.

Well thanks, thanks for that.

Pretty standard GD tbh

 

[Mercenary Keyboard Warrior]

Postman is living the good life on holiday at your expense paying with your new card.
Unlucky for you

 

[utajoker]

when is the post mortem?

 

[Hades]

I can't believe how lucky I've been with my postman recently. Only this week he delievered a Barclaycard to me. I don't even recall ordering one. The name on the card is wrong, admittedly. But beggars can't be choosers, etc.

Now off to buy something

 

[Grandmaster Fap!]

If that happened to me i'd burn the mail depot down to teach them a lesson.

You know what you need to do son.

 

[UncleRuckus]

If that happened to me i'd burn the mail depot down to teach them a lesson.

You know what you need to do son.

Indeed I don't know why he didn't do it before posting here. Some people.

 

[kwerk]

Sometimes when a professional post man can't quite be bothered that day, they go down the canal and throw the letters in. You might want to look there.

 

[Cosimo]

Maybe he read your mail and thought it just wasn’t worth delivering.

 

[wannabedamned]

My advice for the thread this could have been:

Have you tried poking him with a stick?



Disappointed

 

[sean6919]

Leave a note on your door asking where he's been. if you get a reply form him you know that he's not dead.

 

[fiveub]

The post does not deliver.

 

[reflux]

Derp