Identify this bug

skyripper · 27 Jun 2016 at 21:29

Cats caught it. Fortunately I caught them before they tried to eat it. Viscous looking thing. That's a £2 for size reference.

Screw was not part of the bug!

skyripper · 27 Jun 2016 at 22:04

So that's not a sting. Glad I rescued it now.

Hampshire which for once isn't chucking it down with rain.

skyripper · 27 Jun 2016 at 22:22

Gigabit said:
Misleading title

In which case I believe GD defecation posting is in order...

skyripper · 28 Jun 2016 at 11:50

Well my first instinct was "Jayyyyyyzus.. squish that thing". That lasted about a second before "If the cat eats that, that sting will go right thru their brain" and also "Where the hell are my gloves, I ain't touching that thing" and finally "Someone on OCuK whose dad kills things for a living will be able to identify that"

I reckon it was probably trying the screw out for size before coming back to shiv one of the cats with it.

I frequently have to retrieve lizards and mice to save them from being turned into an inside-out jigsaw puzzle on the front doormat.