Identify this plant

[Lysander]

So I have inherited this plant. Anyone know what it is? Looks like a palm of some kind.

I need to know how to look after it properly.

 

[Efour]

Fromage plant

 

[Edrof]

That's Robert.

 

[StoutMeister]

Cocoa bush.

 

[Deleted member 77746]

It's a banana tree.

 

[Lysander]

This isn't going well.

 

[Russinating]

It's an ikea plant.

 

[yozzer2001]

The Rangdo or Uncle

 

[Derek W]

This isn't going well.

Yes it is. Try the first reply in a non French manner but it could be called Robert

 

[Deleted member 77746]

This isn't going well.

I havn't heard of that plant before.

 

[Lysander]

Yes it is. Try the first reply in a non French manner

But it's not a cheese plant, is it? At least not going by the photos I can find.

 

[Russinating]

Seriously, it looks like an Ikea plant in which case those things are like GM or something because they never die.

I have one from 4 years ago that I water with left over squash every 3-8 weeks...

 

[Edrof]

It's called a mamm-jiggle. Seriously, look it up.

 

[Deleted member 77746]

Seriously, it looks like an Ikea plant in which case those things are like GM or something because they never die.

I have one from 4 years ago that I water with left over squash every 3-8 weeks...

It's called a mamm-jiggle. Seriously, look it up.

Seriously

 

[Wang]

Nuclear Power Plant

 

[Lysander]

This is the most unhelpful thread ever.

 

[Russinating]

Seriously

Seriously?

 

[Ephemera]

Areca Palm?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dypsis_lutescens

 

[Tombo]

Yep, that's a plant.

 

[Nitefly]

Hungarian horntail.