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NEWCASTLE - SOPHIE ELLIS-BEXTOR:
Individually all the components look great but stick them together and it just doesn't work.
CELTIC - CHARLOTTE CHURCH:
Proof that money can't by you class. But could look more attractive if the Welsh bloke was given the elbow
CHELSEA - RACHAEL STEVENS:
You'd rather just watch them than listen to all that painful whining.
MANCHESTER UNITED - CATHERINE ZETA-JONES:
Used to be great, until a big fat American started ****ing them.
BIRMINGHAM FC - CHANTELLE:
Embarrassing and toe curling to watch with nothing up top and will be forgotten about in a couple of months.
WIGAN - DAVINA McCALL:
Poor attendances confirm they've been promoted above their ability
MIDDLEBROUGH- JODIE MARSH:
Impressive front two, but embarrassing at the back. Had a lot of work done but need more to compete at a higher level.
EVERTON - DANNI MINOGUE:
The poor relation to the more glamorous sibling. Can anyone remember when it was they were supposed to be any good?
RANGERS - MICHELLE McMANUS:
You wouldn't. Not even if they were the last team on Earth.
Any more?
Individually all the components look great but stick them together and it just doesn't work.
CELTIC - CHARLOTTE CHURCH:
Proof that money can't by you class. But could look more attractive if the Welsh bloke was given the elbow
CHELSEA - RACHAEL STEVENS:
You'd rather just watch them than listen to all that painful whining.
MANCHESTER UNITED - CATHERINE ZETA-JONES:
Used to be great, until a big fat American started ****ing them.
BIRMINGHAM FC - CHANTELLE:
Embarrassing and toe curling to watch with nothing up top and will be forgotten about in a couple of months.
WIGAN - DAVINA McCALL:
Poor attendances confirm they've been promoted above their ability
MIDDLEBROUGH- JODIE MARSH:
Impressive front two, but embarrassing at the back. Had a lot of work done but need more to compete at a higher level.
EVERTON - DANNI MINOGUE:
The poor relation to the more glamorous sibling. Can anyone remember when it was they were supposed to be any good?
RANGERS - MICHELLE McMANUS:
You wouldn't. Not even if they were the last team on Earth.
Any more?
