If WWII occurred in a RTS...

[Biohazard]

I've shamelessly stolen this from a civ forum but thought some here might appreciate it.

**Disclaimer, I've tried to remove all swearies and text speak, let me know if I missed some. I found it funny anyway! Couldn't find it posted here before..**


*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Chyourchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Chyourchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0J0: lol
Roosevelt: o this ****in sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sucks
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]: sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed someone help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry
Chyourchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Chyourchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: Eisenhower your worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hyourry the **** up
Chyourchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is ****in weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? your wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up your legs AND your head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bull**** u fags im gunna kick your asses
T0J0: not without your harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge ****in army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bull**** u hacker
Chyourchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u assholel! WE HAD A ****IN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey your losing your guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya
Stalin: chyourch help me
Chyourchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Chyourchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh **** help
Hitler[AoE]: o man your ****ed
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj paTTon
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: WTF Eisenhower hax hes killing all my ****
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny-tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun **** sucker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are ****in gay
Hitler[AoE]: your never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: OMG u noob you killed yoyourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny-tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: **** u
paTTon: lemme go thru your base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: **** this **** im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: **** now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Chyourchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy sh*tholysh*thoylshti!!!111
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Chyourchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u ****in suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on your team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Chyourchill: wutever, we didnt need your help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: *** all
benny-tow: bye
Chyourchill: ***
Stalin: **** u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny-tow: lololol u commie
Chyourchill: ROFL
Chyourchill: bye commie
*Chyourchill has left the game.*
*benny-tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all fags
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o ****!
*paTTon has left the game.*

[Edited again for swearies]

 

[Vulcan]

Heh, oh dear

Still too many swear words though, replacing an 'I' with a '1' doesn't cut it on these forums.

 

[Schnippzle]

Quite amusing

 

[Zefan]

That's ace. Holy massive swear count though.

 

[knowledge123]

lol, have some stars!

 

[Timdog]

that cheered me up

 

[Wang Computer]

Silly, but kind of amusing.

 

[Calexico]

Needs more Stalin tbh

 

[tomanders91]

omg that is about 6 years old lol.

still funny though.

 

[Biohazard]

I lol'd anyway. God almighty, right I'll re-read for swearies when I get a chance.. (sorry mods I've tried! )

Your right though calexico, need more Stalin!

 

[Datamonkey]

lol class mate


copied and saved lol

 

[Heatsinked]

Love it!

 

[Jono]

Meh, americans didn't join until it was nearly over.

 

[Heatsinked]

lol! Can you join an match once it has started

 

[Biohazard]

lol! Can you join an match once it has started

Not in Civ IV you can't, but the above I believe, is older than the game

Certainly tickled me pink!