If you see this car, don't park next to it

mrk · 14 Jan 2008 at 18:47

I parked in Morrisons today specifically in the *slightly* wider bay section only to have a moandeo large-ish lady driver park in the bay next to me and THEN open her door crack into mine just as I was just getting my phone to exit when I heard the loud smack.

Luckily her door edge only hit the plastic trim on my passenger door and scraped a bit of trim which is nothing so I just left it at that. She said she was sorry and that the "wind" had blown the door that far into mine. The wind does not open the door like that just to let your bellly out Miss!

DevilsAdvocate · 14 Jan 2008 at 18:50

And the moral of this story is -

Don't shop at Morrisons!

Dogbreath · 14 Jan 2008 at 18:50

The wind certainly can catch doors and swing them open if you aren't holding the door handle properly and aren't expecting it to be windy e.g. you are in a world of your own day dreaming about what to cook for dinner

mrk · 14 Jan 2008 at 18:50

DevilsAdvocate said:
And the moral of this story is -

Don't shop at Morrisons!

Silence! they do the best Malted Milk biscuits

Scuzi · 14 Jan 2008 at 18:51

We need pictures of the fat woman.

Matt82 · 14 Jan 2008 at 18:52

there should be dedicated wide parking spaces for fat people as theyll struggle to get out of their car without hitting others, its plain physics

put them right at the far side of the car park, they could do with the walk

neil-ste · 14 Jan 2008 at 18:53

Has that been badged up as a "Mondy" or are my eyes parp?

Scuzi · 14 Jan 2008 at 18:54

neil-ste said:
Has that been badged up as a "Mondy" or are my eyes parp?

It's a Hendy badge.

loltim · 14 Jan 2008 at 18:54

Aye looks like Mondy Verona.

edit, oh Hendy, guess my eyes suck too.

Howard · 14 Jan 2008 at 18:59

I don't understand the annotations on the pictures

mrk · 14 Jan 2008 at 19:00

Aye it was a Hendy ford, the dealership is not far away, too many mondeos from there around these parts :/

howardcanning said:
I don't understand the annotations on the pictures

It's probably better not to in that case

SB118 · 14 Jan 2008 at 19:05

Scuzi said:
We need pictures of the fat woman.

No we don't. Really.

andi · 14 Jan 2008 at 19:09

Scuzi likes the larger ladies. He likes the feeling as they almost suffocate him.

Scuzi · 14 Jan 2008 at 19:14

andi said:
Scuzi likes the larger ladies. He likes the feeling as they almost suffocate him.

I wanted something to photochop. Honest.

InvaderGIR · 14 Jan 2008 at 20:03

Scuzi said:
I wanted something to photochop. Honest.

Play with the 'clitoris' as you called it, as everyone else calls it...the TaTa Nano, it's fun to 'chop.

InvG

Jon Frost · 14 Jan 2008 at 20:34

I hope you let her tyres down...

mrk · 14 Jan 2008 at 20:38

Jon Frost said:
I hope you let her tyres down...

I actually show respect to other peoples cars regardless of what they did on accident or purpose!

I must admit I twice reversed into my dads car forgetting that the car was in R and not 1st gear. Thankfully it was a slow bump so no damage...and no witnesses heh heh heh ¬_¬

Ultra_Extreme · 14 Jan 2008 at 20:40

if someone dings me with their door i have to kick in at least one panel. My car is probably one of the newer and more expensive cars in these parts (ave reg imo about p-t) and its only a MK3 mondy Ghia X. But im still careful i dont open my door into some poor renault 5 from the stone age. So why dont these twerps offer me the same courtesy. I nearly lamped a guy today cos he walked past my car with his kid (hoodie wearer no less!!) in toe, and said "go on key it" i pipped the horn and they scarpered before i could give chase :/ such is the reality of the low income world, and the folly of parking outside the jobcenter!

Ben M · 14 Jan 2008 at 20:41

wow, that's quite an achievement there, not as if it was even tight... well done fat person, for being a complete 'tard

DevilsAdvocate · 14 Jan 2008 at 20:45

Ben M said:
fatg eprson,

Ben M said:
a complete 'tard