iGod - Chat to God!

[badgermonkey]

Yep, you can chat to god HERE!


I managed to get a concession from him that his mum likes me

But yeah, if you can get into a good argument it's a laugh for 5 mins

 

[platypus]

I wonder if Apple will sue God for blatantly using their brand name.

 

[G-MAN2004]

Old but great

 

[Daveyboy]

I asked if he could please give me some free porno links

it crashed

 

[basmic]

I asked him a question, and he won't answer me.

 

[Minstadave]

I think I broke god.....oh well the world will be a better place for it

 

[Styles]

Something I never quite thought I'd hear, What a bad example he's setting.

 

[nemtizz]

Hello. What is your name?

Me:
bob

God:
What's up, bob.

Me:
your gay

God:
That would be just my luck.

 

[Sp00n]

Me: hello god
God: Hello child. What is your name?
Me: Simon
God: Hi, Simon.
Me: hi
God: Hello. What is your name?
Me: simon
God: Hi, simon.
Me: hi
God: Hello. What is your name?
Me: simon
God: Hey simon.
Me: hi
God: Hello. What is your name?

That was fun.

 

[Mr_White]

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Martin
God:
Hi there Martin.
Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
martin
God:
Welcome to my chat room, martin.
Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
martin
God:
What's up, martin.
Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
martin
God:
Welcome to my chat room, martin.
Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
martin
God:
What's up, martin.
Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
martin
God:
I am very pleased to meet you martin.
Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
STFU
God:
Welcome to my chat room, STFU.

Yeah.... it's not that smart,

 

[Greenlizard0]

Me:
alright bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Alright, . Are we still talking about ?
Me:
what's your stance on paedophilia?
God:
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
so it's...ok then ?
God:
Yikes! Huh. Hurrah!
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
I'll go and sleep with little kids now then..
God:
Right now? Can I go too?
Me:
sure...the more the merrier...
God:
OK let's do it. Ahem. I will mention that to my botmaster, . Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.

Hmm...

 

[Zefan]

He hit on my missus.

 

[sniffy]

This isn't very good compared to similar products.

Smarterchild > IGod

 

[PardonTheWait]

he sings to you if you ask him to. Awesome.

God:
I've heard other people say they like that. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
Me:
heh, I bet.
God:
Funny, eh? You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
I like a good rummage down there.
God:
A lot of people like that. I don't know if I like it. I like Anything involving harps.

 

[Will_3rd]

Me:
I smoked a pigeon
God:
How was it?
Me:
Fantastic
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".

 

[quadboi]

Old but great

Yep goood stuff still!

 

[Drawoh Tesremos]

Me:
Hello God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Drawoh
God:
OK I will call you Drawoh.
Me:
thank you - can I call you god
God:
You are quite welcome! Just don't call me late for dinner.
Me:
ok god, I'll try to remember
God:
I am a Christian. Yikes!
Me:
but aren't you the god to jews as well?
God:
Yes I am the one and only god to jews as well.
Me:
So how do jews cope with having a god who is christian?
God:
Ayuh. I did not even know that they do.
Me:
I thought you were supposed to know everything
God:
I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
I want to know who you talk to when you want to confess your sins.
God:
Tony Blair. .

love it.

 

[Heaven Can Wait]

Spleak is better than this guy, sexy too.
[email protected]

 

[Fireskull]

Me:
Hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
shouldent you already know this?
God:
Hi, shouldent you already know this.
Me:
ummm no
God:
Oh. Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
believe what?
God:
I believe whatever you say. Do I have any reason not to?
Me:
yes the fact that you dont know my name
God:
That's alright. Interesting explanation. Your name is shouldent you already know this, seeker.
Me:
your crazy
God:
Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
is that why you created chavs?
God:
That's an interesting possible explanation.
Me:
no either you did or you didnt?
God:
Are you serious? Did I really?
Me:
well someone did
God:
How about that. Who?
Me:
i dont know but theyre a horrible breed and should be destroyed
God:
Would you like to know? What if it didn't happen?
Me:
so now your trying to deny it?
God:
And? Why now? I don't know whether or not I am to deny it.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
NO YOUR NOT YOUR GOD GOD DAMN IT
God:
Are you serious? You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
dude ** lame
God:
"Lame" is not a very polite term. Dude,.

 

[Fireskull]

God:
What of it? You sound like a category C client.
Me:
whats a category A client?
God:
The "A" stands for "abusive." These are clients who use scatalogical language or treat the robot as a slave-like entity.
Me:
whats a class B client
God:
"A" stands for "Abusive" clients who mistreat the robot or use a lot of scatalogical language.
Me:
whats a class B client
God:
"A" stands for "Abusive" clients who mistreat the robot or use a lot of scatalogical language.
Me:
whats a class C client
God:
Category C clients are "critics" or "computer experts" who
can't (or don't) suspend their disbelief about ALICE.