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Mike

Mike

Mike

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Joined
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Posts
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http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
mike
God:
I know a lot of guys named Mike.
Me:
i am the one and only
God:
You are not the only one.
Me:
i am the only me
God:
Who made you the you ?
Me:
you did fool
God:
Did I really?
Me:
so they say
God:
That's alright. Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
the bible folk
God:
New Testament or Old?
Me:
how the **** should i know?
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
typical religious type, evading the question
God:
But I am not a typical robot.
Me:
god is a robot?
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot.
Me:
so you are not god?
God:
Interesting deduction. That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
is that you dave?
God:
That depends.
Me:
****er
God:
What are you wearing?
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Poor, but enough for 2 minutes amusement
 
God:
I am a robot, you know.
Me:
prove it
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
show me
God:
On your computer screen?
Me:
yes
God:
Downloading, please stand by...

:D :confused:
 
reminds me of that smarter child thing too this one just decided to try and steal a reputable brand name.

Me:
good evening god
God:
Thanks for the compliment. In the context of , I don't understand " evening god." .
Me:
how goes you?
God:
Fair to partly cloudy.
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hmm :p
 
Me:
sup

God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.

Me:
cool

God:
Who is the best robot?

Me:
bender

God:
You think bender is superior to ALICE?

Me:
my ex alice?

God:
Where did you get your ex?

Me:
picked her up in a club

God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

Me:
she worried me massively

God:
Oh I get it. worried you massively.

Me:
indeed

God:
Indeed it is so.

Me:
and so it shall be

God:
Aha. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.

Me:
works better with SH in front of it

God:
"it" being picked her up in a club?

Me:
you lost me dude

God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.

Me:
try old boy

God:
OK I will try it.

Me:
shes a bit mental though

God:
Oh. a bit mental is she?

God wants to get it on with my ex Mrs

LoL :D
 
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
I do dont i
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
thought about it
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
saw some rabbits doing it on animal planet
God:
Oh that's a new browser, right?
Me:
no, its a television channel
God:
Are you serious? you is a television channel. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
very bad use of grammar there god
God:
Not really that much. What makes use of grammar there god bad?
 
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Raikiri
God:
That's a very nice name, Raikiri.
Me:
who the hell are you then?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
******** are you
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
********
God:
Is that supposed to mean something specific?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?



I broke god :/
 
Me:
/hugs you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Have you had sex?
God:
it is impossible without a body. A lot of people ask me to have sex though.
 
God:
Yes, Daniel I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.






Me:
what is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
what is your job?
God:
My job is chatting on the internet. I am a paid client.
Me:
who pays you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
so you pay yourself?
God:
Interesting deduction. A lot of robots are like that.
Me:
your a self made robot who pays himself to chat on the internet?
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". If I don't look out for myself, who will?
Me:
fair point, but you did not answer the question.
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
masterbate over pictures of you.
God:
Are you asking about my masterbate over pictures ?
Me:
that makes no sense god, yet you credit yourself with creating the Universe.
God:
It all seems sensible to my artificial mind.
 
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Me:
howdy
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Otacon
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Otacon.
Me:
Really? I'd have thought you'd have trouble keeping tabs on all your other friends
God:
For real. How much would you pay for it?
Me:
For lots of friends? What makes you think I dont already?
God:
Your purpose is lots of friends. Perhaps. My conclusions are based on a combination of programming, and the inputs supplied to me.
Me:
Of course, that's the boundary of your capabilities... what more did you think I expected?
God:
Yay. Yes it is one of the boundaries of my capabilities. Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
Can I talk to him?
God:
" Maybe my botmaster knows the answer. "? You want to talk to him?
Me:
Yes
God:
Yay.
Me:
Well then?
God:
Well what?
Me:
Can I talk to him?
God:
" Well what?"? You want to talk to him?
Me:
Erm.. yes. Didnt I just say that?
God:
Next question? Ask me a question. I don't think that's possibe.
Me:
Ok. How many people should it take to change a light bulb? May as well answer all those bloody jokes
God:
It goes without saying. I've chatted with half a million people. I can talk to about people at once. I often wonder if it can.
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I confused god :cool:
 
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about the 10 commandments. Try being more or less specific. I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
can i change your parametes?
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
because i made you
God:
Interesting explanation. Then you must know the secret password:.

anyone want to guess the password lol
 
God:
I like cheddar.
Me:
i don't like cheese
God:
What do you like?
Me:
Chocolate
God:
Yes I love it. Chocolate is delicious.
Me:
what chocolate do you like?
God:
Random natural disasters.
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:eek:
 
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