Im a little bit shallow

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Hedge: i don't think you're problem is you're too shallow but instead that you like other girls too much. when i first met my gf i thought she was one of the hottest girls i've ever seen, 4 years later funnily enough she's not as much (but still beautiful etc) and i see all these other hot girls and think man i should have waited for one of them, but then i realise it would end the same, i'd get used to their looks and want something new.

how many girls have you had? from this thread i'd guess not too many. you're 26, you need to get out and start ****ing loads of girls. you'll soon get bored and want someone with the personality that works with you so you can settle down.
 
Nate75 said:
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.


I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big ****.
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Mammalian said:
Hedge: i don't think you're problem is you're too shallow but instead that you like other girls too much. when i first met my gf i thought she was one of the hottest girls i've ever seen, 4 years later funnily enough she's not as much (but still beautiful etc) and i see all these other hot girls and think man i should have waited for one of them, but then i realise it would end the same, i'd get used to their looks and want something new.

how many girls have you had? from this thread i'd guess not too many. you're 26, you need to get out and start ****ing loads of girls. you'll soon get bored and want someone with the personality that works with you so you can settle down.
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I think thats probably quite accurate, I aint had that many women to be fair, was with someone for 6 years but that was a bit messy along the way lol.

I lowered my standards when I moved to lossiemouth (where begbie is) and I quickly had a couple of conquests but I find myself wanting a nice one to spend more time with.

I guess its true when people say that someone will show up when ya not expecting it, however life in scotland for me and the usual crappy haunts up there are not throwing up any potential lol.

Think its probably just life in a part of Scotland thats a big contrast to my life near Newcastle thats getting me in this thoughtful mode :)
 
I used to be like this when i was 15.

i always wanted a hot girl that all the lads would be jealous of.

im now 20 and im with a superhot girl, but if a nicer one comes along, im not certain i wont hit it.
 
slambo69 said:
Come to ukraine, many beautiful women, no fatties 'ere.
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Morba said:
Hedge, stop thinking about what others will think as tbh no one cares what their mates women look like after the first few meetings.

Learn to want things for yourself, it's you who will be with her not your mates.
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I hear Moldova is the best. If all else fails I'm going over there where I'll be uber rich and have a UK passport. That is my golden ticket to grade A* hotties over there (or so I hear...)
Ukraine.. *sigh* so many beauties there. I wanna go to Odessa.

In the real world, Morba has posted the most appropriate and true remark.

I want to do a real looker, but that isn't because my previous gfs were not. It's natural, every 20something guy thinks about it. Personally, I just want someone who is right for me. As long as she isn't ugly as sin, I'll be happy that she is my match.
 
If the bird is just average you'll soon tire of nailing her and will probably cheat or dump her.

Problem is a lot of hot women know they are hot, which screws with their brains..... oh well what can you do ?
 
I think someone has watched too many Ron Jeremy pornos and thinks fatties pull porn stars all the time. Rarely will you find a really great lass whose beautiful and has low standards. Either hot and a bit rubbish at life or great to be with but not got pneumatic **** and blowjob lips. If you admit to being average that either means you are very picky, you think yourself gods gift to the world and need the perfect woman to please you or your only able to judge mens looks and should therefore start up a big gay love fest.
 
Would a honey want you? If girls applied your standards to you, would they walk on by?

If so, perhaps its time to be realistic.

If you are an ultra-fit model with a decent high flying city job, then carry on being picky. Otherwise, come back to the real world.
 
Alternatively, you could focus on improving your attractiveness!

Things to do:

  • Get a higher quality shampoo and conditioner, and use it every day if you don't already.
  • Use some skin-enhancing products on your face. If you have acne, get that sorted out like pronto.
  • If you have bags under your eyes, use something to minimise their appearance.
  • If your facial hair grows in to a nice stubble, keep it like that. If not, clean-shaven every day.
  • Get a decent aftershave.
  • If your ears are big, get them pinned back a bit.
  • Go to the gym and tone up. Don't get super muscular, just enough to make you look hot. If you are fat, lose it. All of it.
  • If you have anything other than perfect teeth, get them fixed. If they aren't Hollywood white, get them whitened.
  • If you don't have perfect fashion sense, get someone else to buy you a new wardrobe. Get some sexy underwear in case anyone can see it over your jeans/trousers or whatever.
  • Improve your nutrition. Do not eat crap food.
  • Exercise to improve your fitness and frame of mind.
  • If you are shorter than average, wear shoes with a large heel and with thicker inner soles.
  • Get yourself a hot suit, preferably tailored so that it fits perfectly.
  • Get some decent shoes.
  • Work harder so you earn loads of money. Buy a Ferrari and a Rolex.
And more..
 
PMKeates said:
Alternatively, you could focus on improving your attractiveness!

Things to do:

  • Get a higher quality shampoo and conditioner, and use it every day if you don't already.
  • Use some skin-enhancing products on your face. If you have acne, get that sorted out like pronto.
  • If you have bags under your eyes, use something to minimise their appearance.
  • If your facial hair grows in to a nice stubble, keep it like that. If not, clean-shaven every day.
  • Get a decent aftershave.
  • If your ears are big, get them pinned back a bit.
  • Go to the gym and tone up. Don't get super muscular, just enough to make you look hot. If you are fat, lose it. All of it.
  • If you have anything other than perfect teeth, get them fixed. If they aren't Hollywood white, get them whitened.
  • If you don't have perfect fashion sense, get someone else to buy you a new wardrobe. Get some sexy underwear in case anyone can see it over your jeans/trousers or whatever.
  • Improve your nutrition. Do not eat crap food.
  • Exercise to improve your fitness and frame of mind.
  • If you are shorter than average, wear shoes with a large heel and with thicker inner soles.
  • Get yourself a hot suit, preferably tailored so that it fits perfectly.
  • Get some decent shoes.
  • Work harder so you earn loads of money. Buy a Ferrari and a Rolex.
And more..
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basically be fake and you'll get woman :)
 
You just haven't found love yet , that's all, once you find love you will learn that looks aren't the be all and end all. Most people on this forum would say my wife is meh looking, but I've now been with her for 20 years and she is one of the best things to ever happen to me in life. She is funny, likes the things I like, extremely caring, sensitive and I love her. So she isn't what many would consider good looking, so what, what do I care about what others think, all that matters is what I feel. She is my wife not a shiny trophy to parade
 
PMKeates said:
Alternatively, you could focus on improving your attractiveness!

Things to do:

  • Get a higher quality shampoo and conditioner, and use it every day if you don't already.
  • Use some skin-enhancing products on your face. If you have acne, get that sorted out like pronto.
  • If you have bags under your eyes, use something to minimise their appearance.
  • If your facial hair grows in to a nice stubble, keep it like that. If not, clean-shaven every day.
  • Get a decent aftershave.
  • If your ears are big, get them pinned back a bit.
  • Go to the gym and tone up. Don't get super muscular, just enough to make you look hot. If you are fat, lose it. All of it.
  • If you have anything other than perfect teeth, get them fixed. If they aren't Hollywood white, get them whitened.
  • If you don't have perfect fashion sense, get someone else to buy you a new wardrobe. Get some sexy underwear in case anyone can see it over your jeans/trousers or whatever.
  • Improve your nutrition. Do not eat crap food.
  • Exercise to improve your fitness and frame of mind.
  • If you are shorter than average, wear shoes with a large heel and with thicker inner soles.
  • Get yourself a hot suit, preferably tailored so that it fits perfectly.
  • Get some decent shoes.
  • Work harder so you earn loads of money. Buy a Ferrari and a Rolex.
And more..
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Change your name to cliff then wear your 'loltw@' crown proudly.
 
PMKeates said:
Alternatively, you could focus on improving your attractiveness!

Things to do:

  • Get a higher quality shampoo and conditioner, and use it every day if you don't already.
  • Use some skin-enhancing products on your face. If you have acne, get that sorted out like pronto.
  • If you have bags under your eyes, use something to minimise their appearance.
  • If your facial hair grows in to a nice stubble, keep it like that. If not, clean-shaven every day.
  • Get a decent aftershave.
  • If your ears are big, get them pinned back a bit.
  • Go to the gym and tone up. Don't get super muscular, just enough to make you look hot. If you are fat, lose it. All of it.
  • If you have anything other than perfect teeth, get them fixed. If they aren't Hollywood white, get them whitened.
  • If you don't have perfect fashion sense, get someone else to buy you a new wardrobe. Get some sexy underwear in case anyone can see it over your jeans/trousers or whatever.
  • Improve your nutrition. Do not eat crap food.
  • Exercise to improve your fitness and frame of mind.
  • If you are shorter than average, wear shoes with a large heel and with thicker inner soles.
  • Get yourself a hot suit, preferably tailored so that it fits perfectly.
  • Get some decent shoes.
  • Work harder so you earn loads of money. Buy a Ferrari and a Rolex.
And more..
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So be a fake person?

Learn to accept who you are, be yourself and someone will come Ito your life naturally.
Doing what the above says is like women with no **** wearing chicken fillets and a wonderbra. Nice to look at but when the fake is removed the men are just disappointed!
 
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