Im a little bit shallow

Listen up OP, ignore all of these nerds and their dubious suggestions. You won't get Barbara down the nursing home trying those. If you want the best looking women, you need to believe in taking care of yourself, and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine.

If you wake up in the morning and your face is a little puffy, you should put on an ice pack whilst doing your stomach crunches. You should be aiming for a thousand. After this, remove the ice pack and use a deep pore cleanser lotion. Then in the shower, use a water activated gel cleanser, followed by a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. You should then apply an herb-mint facial mask which you must leave on for ten minutes whilst you prepare the rest of your routine.

Always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. After this, use moisturiser, then an anti-ageing eye balm followed by a final moisturising protective lotion.

You will then be ready to get any woman you desire, with a 100% success rate.
 
G-MAN2004 said:
Listen up OP, ignore all of these nerds and their dubious suggestions. You won't get Barbara down the nursing home trying those. If you want the best looking women, you need to believe in taking care of yourself, and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine.

If you wake up in the morning and your face is a little puffy, you should put on an ice pack whilst doing your stomach crunches. You should be aiming for a thousand. After this, remove the ice pack and use a deep pore cleanser lotion. Then in the shower, use a water activated gel cleanser, followed by a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. You should then apply an herb-mint facial mask which you must leave on for ten minutes whilst you prepare the rest of your routine.

Always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. After this, use moisturiser, then an anti-ageing eye balm followed by a final moisturising protective lotion.

You will then be ready to get any woman you desire, with a 100% success rate.
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and then cut off your penis - hey presto you're a woman and have no need to find one
 
Skidder said:
and then cut off your penis - hey presto you're a woman and have no need to find one
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There's nothing wrong with wanting to be with Grade A attractive women. It's only shallow when you don't want to befriend someone because of their appearance. Then again, even that is limited, I don't particuarly want to befriend fat people because they will most likely have personality traits that I don't like.

Saying that, I am more likely to befriend a fat man than a fat woman. It's probably because I view woman sexually before I view them in any other way and even with established female friends I view them sexually from time to time.

It's not shallow, it's just honest. Of course, it doesn't always pay to be so open about your thought process.
 
Mammalian said:
but again i think the point was what stuff listed wasn't making anyone more pyhsically attractive to the right person, it was mostly a bunk of fake stuff to appeal to certain types of people so pointless. how is not shaving if it looks good taking care of yourself?

if you like wearing a hot suit, wear one, then you'll at some point come across a lady who likes suits, don't go wearing one because you think that's what others like as you'll end up with someone you wouldn't naturally get along with. same with after shave, only wear if it you like to smell like some fake flower, a lot of woman will prefer you to not smell like all other guys but then a lot will. it's what you prefer to attract.
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I disagree with you entirely. It's not "fake" at all. Attractive people are attracted to attractive people. If you want to find an attractive person, the best way to do that is to be attractive.

If you look more attractive clean shaven, do that, and you will be more attractive. It really isn't rocket science! It doesn't make you a soul-less gimp because you want to be attractive!

Being a handsome, well kept, well-off stud does not make you any less of a person. It just adds to it.
 
PMKeates said:
If you look more attractive clean shaven, do that, and you will be more attractive. It really isn't rocket science! It doesn't make you a soul-less gimp because you want to be attractive!
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Absolutely. There is nothing wrong with wanting to look good and be attractive. Infact, anyone that thinks otherwise needs to wake up from whatever fairytale world they live in where looks aren't important. They are of upmost importance if you want to succeed sexually.
 
The shaving and eating and being a bit fitter is standard stuff.
The stuff that is fake is the 'buy a rolex', buy a hot suit etc etc. If that is not you as a person then you will look a *****, you will not feel confident and it will be far from attractive.
 
Hedge said:
Alright chaps.

After being single for a long time now, and after having brief flings with the occasional female, and not giving them a chance for anything more, ive concluded that Im being a bit too shallow.

Ive had brief flings with one or two girls whove been funny, had same interests, great sense of humour etc... yet they were average looking.

The thing is, Im only average looking myself but I cant seem to handle the idea of having a relationship with someone whos just a bit "meh" on the eye.

Am I wrong to want a honey, or is it time I just accepted pretty girls are for pretty boys.

Im 26 now and Im all alone! lol
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Not all about the looks. I certainly want someone who is good looking (which I have) but I dont go after the worlds next best looking model all the time like I used to when I was younger.

I would much rather have someone good looking who I can a laugh with, share interests with and dont want to murder after five minutes in their company as they are as dense as a brick.

And at the end of the day even if you get a stunner and you knock her up shes going to look like a whale then end up saggy as hell after anyway :p :D
 
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