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Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them.
Because they deserve them.
I'm funny, look, here's a joke.
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Had a bad night? 
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Uhoh! 
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Come on, tell us what happened...
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Al Vallario said:Come on, tell us what happened...
What happened? Someone told me a joke and, thinking it humorous, I repeated it
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Fair enough.Mohinder said:What happened? Someone told me a joke and, thinking it humorous, I repeated it
The speed with which you replied to that was scary, by the way
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Al Vallario said:Fair enough.
The speed with which you replied to that was scary, by the way
I'm like a ninja for t'internet.
And yeah I did wonder when I posted it if everyone was going to think my bird dumped me or something, but no such luck
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IBTNMohinder said:
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Al Vallario said:Argh, stop it!
That was just a placeholder for my proper reply, to wind you up with my ninja speed!
And now I've done it again!
I'm not even drunk
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joke? ...really?Mohinder said:What happened? Someone told me a joke and, thinking it humorous, I repeated it
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seek said:
Yeah. Apparently there are other ways to be funny apart from being rude and sarcastic to everyone you meet over the internet.
Apparently, you've not yet been alerted.
OOOOOO, BERN!
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haha, now i see the joke.Mohinder said:
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Bleedin' rubbish
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starscream said:Bleedin' rubbish
Maybe.
I just had to... get it out of my system.
Why do tampons have strings?
So you can floss after you eat!
What do Elephants use as tampons?
Sheep!
Why do Elephants have trunks?
Sheep don't have strings!
How often to lesbian vampires do it?
Every 28 days!
What's the difference between a Toyota and a Tampon?
A Toyota doesn't come with a tow rope.
How did the Red Sea get its name?
Cleopatra used to bate there periodically.
How do you know the barwoman doesn't like you?
The string in your Bloody Mary!
Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week. Try the chicken, it's delicious.
So you can floss after you eat!
What do Elephants use as tampons?
Sheep!
Why do Elephants have trunks?
Sheep don't have strings!
How often to lesbian vampires do it?
Every 28 days!
What's the difference between a Toyota and a Tampon?
A Toyota doesn't come with a tow rope.
How did the Red Sea get its name?
Cleopatra used to bate there periodically.
How do you know the barwoman doesn't like you?
The string in your Bloody Mary!
Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week. Try the chicken, it's delicious.