I'm getting married today!!!

Casdawer

Casdawer

Casdawer

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Holy **** how did this come round so quick?!

Currently feeling OKish but the butterflies are starting to get on my nerves!

Getting married at 13:30 so got 4.5 hours left as a 'single' man!

Speech is finished so hopefully that will be OK!

'Thoughts and Prayers' would be very much appreciated today! :p

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Brisbane .

'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realises the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?'

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said,

'Wedding Cake.'


LOL - good luck, have a great day
 
You've got 4.5 hours to have unprotected sex with half a dozen random women, get drunk at your local, throw up on the carpet, and brag about it on Facebook.

GO!

:p
 
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