I'm in the money

JohnnyG · 23 Mar 2006 at 16:44

Had a right result, I got an email off of a South African lady who wants me to be her appointed trustee & help her company transfer a big load of money over here & I mean big & I'll get a cut of it.
I asked her if she wanted me to open a new account or if one of my current ones would suffice & she's happy with what I've got now, that's handy.
Just got to let her have a bit more info & we're there:

You should therefore provide me with your full contact infomation including your full name, Country of Origin, your date of birth, your current occupation, your perminent home and office adresses and most importantly any form of your legal identity for me to know whom i will be dealing with, I will as well attach mine to you so that you too will know me

I thought it was a bit dodgy at first but she's sent me a copy of her passport to prove she's genuine:

They're not always scams you know, sometimes you just get lucky. She might have some more money going if anyone wants to ask her too [email protected]

Free beers for everyone as soon as I get the money

Rich_L · 23 Mar 2006 at 16:46

Cor, she's hawt! I'd hit it!

Plz send me her details when you've finished working with her.

Hubba hubba

DailyGeek · 23 Mar 2006 at 16:47

Please tell me you are kidding

G|mp · 23 Mar 2006 at 16:47

Ahh good old Zaf ive dealt with her many times lovely Woman

Still waiting for the picture of her holding a sign saying "G|mp popped my cherry"

But hey ho ill give her another few days

JonnyGLC · 23 Mar 2006 at 16:48

I'm not sure if it's just me, but that seems fake

The picture of her seems far to clean around the edges :confused:

Supercow · 23 Mar 2006 at 16:48

G|mp said:
Ahh good old Zaf ive dealt with her many times lovely Woman

Her name's not ZAF

Visage · 23 Mar 2006 at 16:48

SHE's MY MOM.

el_dazza · 23 Mar 2006 at 16:49

lol, they're getting better

Supercow · 23 Mar 2006 at 16:50

Having a black name and and "white afrikaans" surname also doesnt make sense.

Its like having a name like "Abdullah Smith"

G|mp · 23 Mar 2006 at 16:50

sup3rc0w said:
Her name's not ZAF

Holy **** do you know her too?

Rich_L · 23 Mar 2006 at 16:51

Visage said:
SHE's MY MOM.

Sweet I'm gonna hit on your mum.

Stellios · 23 Mar 2006 at 16:54

drug dealer tbh

Borris · 23 Mar 2006 at 16:56

sup3rc0w said:
Having a black name and and "white afrikaans" surname also doesnt make sense.

Maybe her father, Pieter Willem, felt that she would prefer a traditional Xhosa name?

Visage · 23 Mar 2006 at 16:57

Rich_L said:
Sweet I'm gonna hit on your mum.

Too late - i beat you to it.....erm.....

Supercow · 23 Mar 2006 at 16:57

Borris said:
Maybe her father, Pieter Willem, felt that she would prefer a traditional Xhosa name?

lol

Borris · 23 Mar 2006 at 16:57

Rich_L said:
Sweet I'm gonna hit on your mum.

\o/ YAY \o/

It's a Hit-On-Visage's-Mum™ thread.

DJMK4 · 23 Mar 2006 at 16:58

If you really where in the money why would you post on an internet forum providing a picture of her passport, and contact details. wouldnt you want to keep that to yourself?

Supercow · 23 Mar 2006 at 16:59

[Sniper][Wolf] said:
If you really where in the money why would you post on an internet forum providing a picture of her passport, and contact details. wouldnt you want to keep that to yourself?

Ladies and gents, we have a clever one in the house !

DJMK4 · 23 Mar 2006 at 17:00

sup3rc0w said:
Ladies and gents, we have a clever one in the house !

Do i sence a hint of sarcasm there?

I should read the thread fully i think

Rich1988 · 23 Mar 2006 at 17:01

that passport loks totally chopped imho your joking right theres no legit reason why a woman from africa would want to put money into your account first :s smells like scam money laundering or similar I wouldnt touch it tbh