I'm sorry, I just found these really funny

Soldato
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There are four episodes..
I remember my youngest falling off a swing backwards with a huge thud, and lost wind/crying for a good 5 minuites, poor lad
And I remember my oldest as a kid going head first down a slide giving his nose friction burn because he was positively mental back then, he never did it again though.
share your playground accidents.
 
You banged that nurse yet?
She's my carer, not a nurse, my nurse days are long gone! and, I couldn't bang her properly even if I wanted to, not with half my body paralysed, besides, she has really bad Endometriosi, which makes sex very painful for her , so my big shlong would be positively unbearable, why she shares things like this with me, along with how someone took advantage of her while she was drunk recently IDK!
 
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