Im turning into a woman!

[pyro]

Ok tonight I had a shocking realisation..I think im turning into a woman..either a woman or a bum troubler, one of the two..

Ok so I live in a house with 4 girls..My activities tonight were as follows...

Crack open some red wine to accompany my subway I know, im classy.

Join my housemate in the lounge..Shes a very attractive japanese girl but I have no desire to hook up with her...Just friends...

Then we watched TV...Sex and the city

Drinking red wine
Hot girl I dont want to have sex with
Sex and the city..

On a scale of 1 to Gilly, how gay am I?

Oh god whats happening.

I have a vibrator, still packet, that was going to someone, was, so hey are you interested? Ill send it for free.

 

[daz]

Are you talking about the one with the perfect stomach?

If it is, chop off your penis because you won't be needing it anymore.

 

[theleg]

Are you talking about the one with the perfect stomach?

If it is, chop off your penis because you won't be needing it anymore.

 

[Gilly]

You're at 1 on the scale dude. You couldn't get any gayer

 

[theleg]

1 on the scale dude. You couldn't get any gayer

Ooh good one

 

[Gilly]

I can't say it surprises me like. Not after that photo with the arms. The bentest photo ever.

 

[Duke]

After hours of highly technical calculations and research, I have come up with the following detailed report:

Yep you're a homogay!

 

[daz]

Do eet.

 

[fozzybear]

E4 after friends?

No, on DVD. I'm up to Episode 20. I must've watched 6 episodes today!

 

[theleg]

Do eet.

I think its to do with me being out here..I only have a couple of guy friends and lots of female ones..I think I must be leaking testosterone in my sleep and somehow absorbing estroegen from the girls.

 

[Gilly]

Nothing wrong with Friends

There's a hell of a lot wrong with SATC though.

 

[VeNT]

Shes a very attractive japanese girl but I have no desire to hook up with her...Just friends...

your BEYOND GILLY!!

 

[daz]

I think its to do with me being out here..I only have a couple of guy friends and lots of female ones..I think I must be leaking testosterone in my sleep and somehow absorbing estroegen from the girls.

I think you just need to get your end away with even a munter just to give you the motivation to keep being a man.

 

[Gilly]

your BEYOND GILLY!!

He's nowhere near masculine enough for that. Other end of the scale dude

 

[Nix]

Just to clarify as Gilly seems a little confused.

1 is Gilly, omg roundhousetothefacegod - Manly

10 is Chuck Norris - Camp as a limp wrist and who's ass Gilly could kick without thinking.

 

[Skyfire]

After hours of highly technical calculations and research, I have come up with the following detailed report:

Yep you're a homogay!

lolz

 

[Nix]

Lol at the edit Gilly.

You know you're too camp to really hurt me.

*flees*

 

[Jumpingmedic]

It was all excuseable untill Sex and the City. I'd suggest gender reassignment surgery as soon as possible to avoid confusion.

 

[Mr_L]

You big wooly woofter!

 

[manveruppd]

OT:

Non, your home form hard day or what ever, having food and drink, chilling out with a silly hot lass that you can have right now and shes watching said tv shows and your like core at both the tv and house mate and too shattered to move. So 110% male 0% gayness

Ray glad to hear it mate, think there more sexyer than thongs or dental floss

Should I be worried that I understood nothing of the above...

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