Immigants etc..

Justintime · 13 Jul 2012 at 16:47

Seen today while with a mate picking up some ebay purchase at a lovely council estate:

Stereotypical chav girl- tracksuit, bling etc.. and pushing a double pram shouts at 2 guys unloading a washing machine from a delivery truck : " oi! Get back to Poland u bloddy immigants, takin good English jobs!" She then looks at me "wot u watchin brownie?" I reply "Nothin really luv!" She goes "ohh, how about some caramel babies with me?"

Baffling. :confused:

Sorry for the senseless post but i was like wtf

Woden · 13 Jul 2012 at 16:48

Not a fan of dodgy estates. But at least you got laid.

Edrof · 13 Jul 2012 at 16:50

"Caramel babies"...interesting wordplay on her part, I congratulate her for her originality. Perhaps she's the chav laureate.

Things change I've changed · 13 Jul 2012 at 16:51

Caramel babies lol, can't say I've heard that one before, did you feel inclined to instigate some Cadburys loving?

JohnnyG · 13 Jul 2012 at 16:58

Caramel babies?
Wonder if they taste like jelly babies, you should've tried one.

ThomasTheTankEngine · 13 Jul 2012 at 16:58

...... and that is how I met my wife.

gigeorge · 13 Jul 2012 at 17:00

Should have made the most of your opportunity to wipe this waste of oxygen off the planet!

The Halk · 13 Jul 2012 at 17:01

gigeorge said:
Should have made the most of your opportunity to wipe this waste of oxygen off the planet!

Yes. That was a clear opportunity for murder missed.....

:rolleyes:

Doomedspeed · 13 Jul 2012 at 17:02

JohnnyG said:
Caramel babies?
Wonder if they taste like jelly babies, you should've tried one.

A caramel Jelly baby just won't be nice.

Monkeynut · 13 Jul 2012 at 17:02

Nick Griffin feeling safe in the knowledge that he's keeping his MEP seat come 2014.

the shadow · 13 Jul 2012 at 17:06

OP you betta' recognize you was In the Presence of a

gigeorge · 13 Jul 2012 at 17:08

The Halk said:
Yes. That was a clear opportunity for murder missed.....

Check out Mr Serious over there !

hopeful_builder · 13 Jul 2012 at 17:09

your chance to appear on the Jeremy Kyle Show wasted! :rolleyes:

Maccy · 13 Jul 2012 at 17:09

You had an opportunity on a plate and you turned it down? You could've been a father as well! Disappointed...

Cosimo · 13 Jul 2012 at 17:09

Should have tasted her caramel babies.

Belly · 13 Jul 2012 at 17:16

Caramel babies? Why NOT Zebra Striped?

I tell my friends in Kenya that in Britain we have many White, Black, Brown, and Shaded people but we also have multi striped ones too like Zebras (Punda Milia - lit: crying donkeys) and cows like they see in the fields. I tell my friends that we don't allow them out of the country, but one escaped a few years ago and got as far as Rio de Janeiro but it was hushed up by the authorities!

Kamwah · 13 Jul 2012 at 17:20

You coulda got some money from the government!

Chances come and go...

Doohickey · 13 Jul 2012 at 17:22

You should have hit it

joxang · 13 Jul 2012 at 17:25

Belly said:
Caramel babies? Why NOT Zebra Striped?

I tell my friends in Kenya that in Britain we have many White, Black, Brown, and Shaded people but we also have multi striped ones too like Zebras (Punda Milia - lit: crying donkeys) and cows like they see in the fields. I tell my friends that we don't allow them out of the country, but one escaped a few years ago and got as far as Rio de Janeiro but it was hushed up by the authorities!

Now that is cruel...

Greg0986 · 13 Jul 2012 at 17:27

lowrider007 said:
Caramel babies lol, can't say I've heard that one before, did you feel inclined to instigate some Cadburys loving?

Pahahaha