In your grave :/

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Tonight we're talking about death.

I want to be buried with a couple of page three stunners, they're alive...no I'm not reading that......sorry!
 
Nowt. It's no good to me any more, I'd rather someone else used my stuff.

Just plant a tree for a headstone instead.


P.S. Like the sig BrenOS
 
Martin Raymond, director of international trend-spotting think-tank. Lol, I bet he's cool :p
 
Burns: Smithers, do you realize if I had died, there would be no one
to carry on my legacy. Due to my hectic schedule and
lethargic sperm, I never fathered an heir. Now I have no one
to leave my enormous fortune to. No one.

Smithers: Ahem --

Burns: You, Smithers? Oh no, my dear friend. I've planned a far
greater reward for you. When I pass on, you shall be buried
alive with me. [Opens a miniature coffin containing dead
Burns and aghast Smithers]

Smithers: Oh...goody.
 
BrenOS said:
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Tonight we're talking about death.

I want to be buried with a couple of page three stunners, they're alive...no I'm not reading that......sorry!
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haha...repost
 
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"We came across this in places like South Carolina in the US - people were being burned but unknown to the crematorium, they had left the phones in their jackets," Mr Raymond said.

"If you heat a mobile phone battery, it tends to explode, and the first reports were about explosions, and that's how they started noticing this trend."
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Wow they are quick over in the US eh :p
 
"We came across one guy who asked to be buried with his mobile phone and his Burberry , and also with his tracksuit."

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EDIT : So you bury the guy with his phone, but as a prank, before he is buried, you steal the sim card out of it and put it into your own phone, and then ring his mum in the middle of the night :D
 
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TBH, I'm dead. I ain't gonna care what's in my grave with me, as that's it. I'm worm food. Anyhow, I'll perhaps be cremated anyhow.

Jeez... Some folks really do ask for strange things. Perhaps they think in the afterlife they’d need to make a call, perhaps to their wife to say – “hi love, you know what, I always said I was living in Hell, well let me tell ya, Hell is much nicer then what you ever gave me..”
 
My Grandad insists that we leave him for at least a week to 'make sure' and then he wants to be buried with a pipe up to the surface so he can shout/breathe if he ain't, er, finished.

Lol :D
 
lol the thought of being buried alove is a scary one! Maybe i should ask my mum to REALLY make sure I am dead before they bury me!
I watched a documentary about someone who got buried alive! I have a feeling they got out though....butt ahh the thought of it makes me cringe!!

Would you still get signal underground? That would be funny if you didnt! :D

I would be buried with my music, perhaps my bass/guitar (in a seperate compartment to the coffin though) a photograph of my loved ones, thats all I can think of!
 
Most people who die especially if young will have an autopsy. Cutting you open from sternum to pelvis should finish you off if still alive so I can't see the point of a mobile phone.

Must be horrible though to wake up in the pitched black confined space of a coffin and then wait to die a long slowwww death... I'd rather be cremated, at least if I'm still alive but unconscious I'd probably know and feel nothing... :eek:
 
Tonks said:
Most people who die especially if young will have an autopsy. Cutting you open from sternum to pelvis should finish you off if still alive so I can't see the point of a mobile phone.

Must be horrible though to wake up in the pitched black confined space of a coffin and then wait to die a long slowwww death... I'd rather be cremated, at least if I'm still alive but unconscious I'd probably know and feel nothing... :eek:
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I think i'd rather be cremated too, but what if you woke up WHILST being cremated? Eeek! Stuff that horror films are made of...
 
BrenOS said:
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Tonight we're talking about death.

I want to be buried with a couple of page three stunners, they're alive...no I'm not reading that......sorry!
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Haha, thats great but it's not as good as Alan's DEEP BATH - BATH - BATH! :p
 
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