Internet dating with a twist

5 Ugly Truths About Dating
  1. Half of UK daters aren’t pretty so instead of fishing in a small pool of prettiness and getting nowhere dive into an ocean of uglies and have more choice.
  2. Ugly people are a better calibre of human - pretty people generally aren’t very nice and tend to be a bit shallow
  3. Ugly people have had a tougher life and therefore tend to be more considerate and more loyal. A recent TUBB survey also proved that they try harder in bed.
  4. Once with an ugly partner it is unlikely that anyone will try and take them from you meaning you can let yourself go completely once you’re together.
  5. In these straightened times TUBB is cheaper as a) We don’t charge much as the pretty sites and b) Ugly people have lower expectations – for a first date A Family Bucket will usually do the trick.
Bloody hell!
 
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18 - 120 :eek:
 
4. Once with an ugly partner it is unlikely that anyone will try and take them from you meaning you can let yourself go completely once you’re together.

Haha outrageous!
 
Surely if you want to get with ugly girls, just go on a night out and hang around until 3am? The wheat will have been harvested by then!
 
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