I'm not going anywhere near your pencil without 3 pairs of industrial strength rubber gloves , some tweezers and a welding mask.
"How about a Magic Trick? I'm gonna make this pencil, Dissappear!"
*BAM!!!*
"Ta-Daaaa! IT'S GONE!"

I'm not going anywhere near your pencil without 3 pairs of industrial strength rubber gloves , some tweezers and a welding mask.
There's nothing wrong with my pencil!Although, it does get your hands a little mucky when you use it I suppose.
Want to colour-in instead? I've got some crayons! Stole 'em from Pizza Hut and everything.
Steady on there. The dons are watching, always.
FAQ #3: Thou shalt not swear - family forum an' all that.
I never did !
My pencil doesn't have an eraser though. It's got a little toy sat on the top which came out of a cereal packet. Strange that you put the pencil in the hole between its legs really.
It's not one of those trolls that came in packets of rice krispies about 13 years ago is it?
PK!