I doubt it. P.S. you're a mug (has to be said).
How much is a replacement for a iPhone 5? iPhone 4 was £119?
Apple are gonna rip you off again with the replacement, well done.
I really can't understand why they should give you a free replacement for breaking the phone........but it happens unfortunately.
Insurance!!!!!!

I bet it the time it takes to sort out, couple of weeks at a guess compared to walking into an apple shop