iPhone users get more sex

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So apparently the headline says that iPhone users have more sex. On reading the OK Cupid blog you see its all about sexual partners. So, it's really that iPhone users are a bit more easy.

oh, also—iPhone users have more sex.
File this under "icebreakers, MacWorld '11". Finally, statistical proof that iPhone users aren't just getting ****ed by Apple:

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The chart pretty much speaks for itself; I'll just say that the numbers for all three brands are for 30 year-olds, so it's not a matter of older, more experienced people preferring one phone to another. We found this data as part of our general camera-efficacy analysis: we crossed all kinds of user behaviors with the camera models and found we had data on the number of sexual partners for 9,785 people with smart phones. We dropped what we found into Excel, and voila. Here's the plot by age:

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Just so you know, the names and the actual photos are removed when we do this kind of research; we just see the stats in aggregate. Everything is anonymized. Now let's leave brands and gadgets aside and look at how purely photographic phenomena can affect your precious face.

Thoughts?
 
You know it's because iPhone users are confused. They class any time they use Apple devices as sex. The reality is that they're not allowed to have sex unless Steve Jobs tells them they can and then only if they do it the right way...
 
You know it's because iPhone users are confused. They class any time they use Apple devices as sex. The reality is that they're not allowed to have sex unless Steve Jobs tells them they can and then only if they do it the right way...

No! Don't put your finger THERE!!!
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I definitely wouldn't have sex with a blackberry nerd.

Well unless your a woman then fair enough...but geeks dont own BB's...thats Android for you...plus i see a fair amount of hot chicks with BB's;)....its a win win situation for me:p

Saying that i dont see many hot chicks with Iphones or Androids;)...since ive had my iphone4...i seen maybe 2 women and they werent anything to look at:p
 
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