Is Bambi really dead?

MindYerBeak · 26 Mar 2003 at 17:24

It's been reported to me by insurgents that Bambi is dead. Is there any truth to this rumour? Is Bambi safe or did he die in vain? How are the Kiddiewinks taking it? Who killed Bambi, and is Bugs Bunny safe? Is Donald safe or under threat and what about that dithpickabul black duck? What about Mickey? Has our civil rights been violated? What future is now in store for cartoons? Have we seen the demise of teh Funnee Channel? Was Bambi used in the war in Iraq? Was he a member of Special Forces? Is Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble responsible for their demise? Are they entitled to Legal Aid?

MindYerBeak · 26 Mar 2003 at 20:01

So who's dead, Bambi or Mummy? Is Wile E. Coyote okay?

MindYerBeak · 26 Mar 2003 at 20:30

If Bambi is dead will Wile E. Coyote be forced to use chemical weapons?

MindYerBeak · 26 Mar 2003 at 20:48

I thought only that dithpickable black duck could have a DIP. How can this be illegal? Is this all about oil?