Is Crouch a good robot?

I had to pretend I hadn't seen it when they asked me what I thought at work. I saw him do it at Vic and Dave's party the other night and that was bad enough. To do it on the pitch :rolleyes:

'Altogether now...He's big, he's red, he can't dance to save his life, it's Peter Crouch...Peter Crouch...' :p

To be fair and at the risk of being flamed, I've never seen a really tall man that could dance well.
 
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kitten_caboodle said:
'Altogether now...He's big, he's red, he can't dance to save his life, it's Peter Crouch...Peter Crouch...' :p
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I always liked the one my brother told me:

"He's tall, he's tall, he's really ******* tall, Peter Crouch..." :D
 
Best celebration i've seen for a while. Players just don't put enough effort in.
 
My Favorite one was Juan Sebastian Veron's celebration.

I cant remember what game it was, he scored, ran to the corner flag, took his shirt off stuck it on the flag, ripped the flag out of the ground and started waving it around like he had just taken a medieval castle single handedly.

He was so happy.
;)
 
ballistic said:
good looking guy, just look at his girlfriend
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Picture? I did a quick search but couldnt find her. I wouldn't say he's the best looking. At least that's what I'm lead to believe... He's always in the ugly XI teams.
 
atpbx said:
My Favorite one was Juan Sebastian Veron's celebration.

I cant remember what game it was, he scored, ran to the corner flag, took his shirt off stuck it on the flag, ripped the flag out of the ground and started waving it around like he had just taken a medieval castle single handedly.

He was so happy.
;)
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You have to really celebrate Veron goals when they come along, they're rarer than Saha being fit.

As for Crouch's robot, he's far too fluid. The robot is all about the jerky transitions.
 
Hinchy55 said:
Picture? I did a quick search but couldnt find her.
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Lauren Pope
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you can find more interesting pics if you search google ;)
 
I still reckon Temuri Ketsbaia's was good where he did his one man-one-advertising-hoarding impression of a saturday night brawl.

edit: didn't know i was going to be upstaged. feel silly now.
 
i've seen crouch play when he was at villa, bad wasn't the word. He was awful, his running was awkward, he can't shoot and for someone his size he can't head the ball. Les Ferdinand was better all round and he didn't get that much notice when he was at his peak.
 
Jet said:
Best celebration i've seen for a while. Players just don't put enough effort in.
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Agreed look at Shearers celebration, jesus it never changed for about 50 years.

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Just bang his name into google and theres about 50,000 pics come up exactly like that ffs, well not exactly ill admit, as he is wearing different strips. :p
 
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