Is this an attractive feature?

Somnambulist · 18 Apr 2012 at 22:23

If you fed her enough she'd put on weight. People who claim 'they can eat anything' and not put on weight are famous for overestimating their total caloric intake. Also I wouldn't bet against there being some sort of long-term binding when she was young.

Who would die first, her or the baby?

Ahleckz · 18 Apr 2012 at 22:23

I'd tap that.

Soundood · 18 Apr 2012 at 22:24

need to introduce her to steak bakes

arctine · 18 Apr 2012 at 22:24

Macky said:
I'm pretty sure nobody would tap that.

Challenge accepted.

Destination · 18 Apr 2012 at 22:24

Six stone is a low adult weight.
What height is she?

Looks like she has a few tapeworms eating her dinners for her.

[FnG]magnolia · 18 Apr 2012 at 22:25

Macky said:
I'm pretty sure nobody would tap that.

Ahleckz said:
I'd tap that.

Cleeecooo · 18 Apr 2012 at 22:32

At first I was unsure. Now Im decided that it's certainly quite repulsive.

dav3evans · 18 Apr 2012 at 22:33

Tap it and she'd shatter.. The only way I can see that being "natural" is through an eating disorder which is anything but.

Nitefly · 18 Apr 2012 at 22:33

Morgoth said:
She's so thin I think there's a bigger risk that she would bone me.

Doesn't quite look right :/

The Halk · 18 Apr 2012 at 22:34

The more people say it's wrong, the more I want to get in about it.

jumpy · 18 Apr 2012 at 22:35

"Here you go, love, have some pies."

Buchanan0204 · 18 Apr 2012 at 22:36

You would be up on a manslaughter charge if you did her, not for me!

Buchanan0204 · 18 Apr 2012 at 22:37

The Halk said:
The more people say it's wrong, the more I want to get in about it.

Your from Hamilton though. Very understandable

The Halk · 18 Apr 2012 at 22:38

Buchanan0204 said:
You would be up on a manslaughter charge if you did her, not for me!

Well, if you think about it, she's going to have enough muscles to get by... as would any skinny person, she's just lacking the fat.

That's my justification, now please send her round so I can deeply (sadly not in the physical meaning) disappoint her!

As for being from Hamilton... guilty as charged. You should see the harpies we have here!

uvarvu · 18 Apr 2012 at 22:38

I don't find her figure attractive. If she's guzzling all she can and staying like that then I'm not going to criticise her for it either!

Lopéz · 18 Apr 2012 at 22:40

Not a fan.

Buchanan0204 · 18 Apr 2012 at 23:03

The Halk said:
Well, if you think about it, she's going to have enough muscles to get by... as would any skinny person, she's just lacking the fat.

That's my justification, now please send her round so I can deeply (sadly not in the physical meaning) disappoint her!

As for being from Hamilton... guilty as charged. You should see the harpies we have here!

I visited for the first time last week. I'll be there every week soon, at the rackets club Esporta. It seems quite posh though. I'd imagine the neds are right around the corner.

bitslice · 18 Apr 2012 at 23:07

It's her natural shape, so nothing wrong with it. We are too used to fat girls in the UK.

I like her, but I do have unusually low standards so I doubt she'd feel flattered.

gillywibble · 18 Apr 2012 at 23:08

Vile.

The Halk · 18 Apr 2012 at 23:09

Esporta has gone downhill in all honest, but it's still quite posh. Hamilton has a mix of all sorts of people. The neds aren't just around the corner from there, the nearest housing area is Motehill which is fairly expensive... although not too far away from that is the old town which is certainly not.

Hamilton's problem is the council. We used to have a shopping centre that people would come to, but the council have let it rot. They've also accepted far too many brown envelopes (so it's rumoured) from Mortimer who owns the Palace. It means we have a great big oversized nightclub and nothing else. Hamilton, sadly, isn't what it used to be, and is far short of potential thanks to a lazy labour council.