Is this for real??......

It's probably real.

You get some right nutjob religious people, like the ones who protest at American Servicemen's funerals saying that their death is god punishing the world, and that they deserved to die. The same group also believed that 9/11 was God's doing etc

:/
 
Is Your Child a Goth?

Was Salem Correct?

Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone
astray from the Lord.

Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil,
darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling,
prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child.


-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup,lipstick or nail polish.
-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson
claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please
discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible,
prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.(This is a
Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love.
Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health
center.)
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to
evil sprits through meditation.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a
few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe
this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be
stopped immediately.)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may
watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates.
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases:
"I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
-Claims to be a goth.

Good grief - I'm a 48 year old Goth.
 
OCdt Stringy said:
It's probably real.

You get some right nutjob religious people, like the ones who protest at American Servicemen's funerals saying that their death is god punishing the world, and that they deserved to die. The same group also believed that 9/11 was God's doing etc

:/

That was a crazed family IIRC.

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0504/oralsex.html - LOL

It seems to be a joke, but saying that it is makes me think it's genuine all the more...
 
A lot of the articles are so unbelievable and so funny they appear to be jokes, but then you see what people are saying in the forum and you then start to wonder if they are.
 
I usually find myself instantly dismissing this sort of question with "it's a windup" or "why would they be joking? Entitled to their own opinion", but this one is just getting to me a little bit, the people on the forum seem too numerous and too regularly posting for nothing but a joke!

On the other hand I don't really think it's serious, most of the stuff is ridiculous (that picture of a tongue doesn't exactly need to be there, does it?), they say things like "True Christian TM" and "Our GODLY president", which are Christian sentiments at all.

It's a joke or there are people in the world more mad than I thought possible. Still not sure which.

Edit: I've changed my mind, it's 100% a joke, they promote incest, the "Singles" forum goes on excitedly about the women being "virgins.... mostly", and the whole thing's ridiculous. Can't believe I thought it might be serious for a moment!
 
From wiki
The site proclaims, for example, that the King James Bible as written is the literal word of God.

Err I believe that the Bible is the literal word of God to us all (ok obviously not that it was originally written in the old English of the KJB) but still...
 
Squark said:
From wiki


Err I believe that the Bible is the literal word of God to us all (ok obviously not that it was originally written in the old English of the KJB) but still...

No book or literature is the literal word of God, it's all fairy tales.

Surely if a God existed they'd make themselves known today when we have the means and proof to know for the rest of eternity, rather than doing it 2000+ years ago.
 
Absolutely fantastic sites those Landover things :D

Incase anyone isn't sure...

landoverbaptist.org
Terms of Service Agreement

Preface

Within this section, the words "The Landover Baptist Church or Americhrist Ltd.," "we," and "us" refer to The Landover Baptist Church or Americhrist Ltd, which is the owner of landoverbaptist.org and/or landoverbaptist.com and which holds the right to transmit on landoverbaptist.org and/or landoverbaptist.com (the "Site") all of the materials contained in the Site. The word "Materials" refers to any word, sound, image, file, data, or anything else contained in or generated by the Site. All content on landoverbaptist.org is protected by federal copyright laws. The Landover Baptist Church is a complete work of fiction. It is a satire/parody.
:D
 
Trust me, those computer savvy youth can do anything, so long as it's perverted. I remember last year, there was a big scandal about this innocent game for small children called Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, where it was revealed that demon-possessed hackers could use their satanic knowledge to make this previously innocuous game reveal images of adults making love! Could there be anything worse?

And then talking about Black Metal:
They are all from the Devil. Please listen to some good old gosphel music before your soul is lost.
Ok so I know black metal is linkedto burning down churches, but people belive you lose a soul from listening to a certain type of music?
 
Nix said:
No book or literature is the literal word of God, it's all fairy tales.

Surely if a God existed they'd make themselves known today when we have the means and proof to know for the rest of eternity, rather than doing it 2000+ years ago.

Well, I am sure in my heart that it is the Word of God to us

I also believe that He does make himself known, through the lives of believers. I think that the very fact that God came to earth at all is amazing enough, regardless of it being 2000 years ago.

Its all a matter of faith, I trust that the Bible is Gods word, I trust in Jesus for salvation, of this I have total assurance in my heart, I simply know it to be true.

Ok that probably sounds crazy to you but I really cant explain it another way
 
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