Its Joke Time
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secretspy said:oi im just trying to actually turn it into a joke thread. i came in here looking for a laugh and all i saw was spam
tut tut you should all be ashamed
edt: i do have a joe pasquale joke that ive just remembered
a policeman is driving along the motorway when he sees an old lady driving at 40 mph. he puts on his sirens and the lady pulls over onto the hard shoulder. he walks up to the car and says to the lady.
"madam, do you know what speed you were doing"
to which she replies "yes i was doing 40 mph"
"but why" asks the police officer
"because we are on the M40" she responds
"no, madam the speed is 70 mph, the motorway number is not the speed that you drive"
just then he notices another lady in the back, her face white as a sheet, her hair sticking up on end
"are you okay there in the back" he asks
to which she replies "we've just come off the A217"
- i'll get my coat
(joe tells it better)
Thats a good one
Goldy said:I hope this 'Ban Zip' is a joke! Seems a bit cruel imo. If i get a proper good joke i won't bother posting it to you lot.
I laughed Zip! Rated 5 thread for Zip's Joke. Have a promotion.
Thanks GoldyAnd the banning thing better be a joke ***waves fist***
Ok a joke to redeem myself
There was a blond woman that was having problems with her car.
She took it to a garage to get the problems fixed.
After the mechanic had fixed the car the blond asked "So what was the problem?"
The mechenic replyed "Not much. Just crap in the carbie"
To which the blond said " How often do i have to do that?"
There was a blond woman that was having problems with her car.
She took it to a garage to get the problems fixed.
After the mechanic had fixed the car the blond asked "So what was the problem?"
The mechenic replyed "Not much. Just crap in the carbie"
To which the blond said " How often do i have to do that?"
