Its joke time

[Zip]

My first joke in quite awhile, enjoy




A local farmer has just grown his first crop of cucumbers in a nearby field with very few problems, but he says his biggest problem has been squatters

 

[penski]

Reality: 1
Zip: 0

What's the height of suspicion?

Nuns doing sit-ups in a cucumber field.

*n

 

[kitten_caboodle]

not bad, not bad

 

[MookJong]

What do you call a woman squatting in a strawberry field?

Punchline definitely not suitable for this forum lol

 

[neil3k]

What do you call a woman squatting in a strawberry field?

Punchline definitely not suitable for this forum lol

Jammy Vagina?

 

[Greenlizard0]

What do you call a woman squatting in a strawberry field?

Punchline definitely not suitable for this forum lol

ROFL!!! hahahhahaha aw good lad that was hilarious!!

 

[MookJong]

Jammy Vagina?

Near enough...

 

[neil3k]

Near enough...

I could post the proper answer but i don't want a holiday

 

[saitrix]

I'll do my best.

What's the difference between a pile of babies and and pile of sand?

You can't pitchfork sand...

 

[G-MAN2004]

I'll do my best.

What's the difference between a pile of babies and and pile of sand?

You can't pitchfork sand...

You can if you put glue on it

 

[Locrian]

You can if you put glue on it

^^He's a clever one. He will punch holes in anything given the chance.

 

[Droolinggimp]

Whats the difference between afterbirth and sand..?

You can`t gargle sand...


What do you call a used box of Tampons floating down a river?

A blood vessel...

 

[Scott Salisbury]

Whats the difference between afterbirth and sand..?

LOL

 

[saitrix]

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?




Depends how hard you throw them.

 

[KizZ]

When I went to college, my parents threw a going away party for me, according to the letter.


Emo Philips

 

[Droolinggimp]

Emo Philips

Legend...