Its like Marmite [Big Brother]

Marmite is good, and is a food spread made from yeast that has previously been used to brew alcohol. Big Brother is a ***** television program that really should not have ever been allowed to come to light, and is responsible for the vast amount of reality crap we now have on television.

Davina McCall has quit Big Brother to become a serious actress, reports claim.
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Great, so we're to be bombarded with a glib marketing campaign designed to promote this actress whilst hiding her distinct lack of talent and personality.
 
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davethe11 said:
it's nothing like marmite, I like marmite :D
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The truth.

Big brother is as interesting as watching green paint dry over a time period that's almost as long as the time it takes to eat a banana, which can be a very long time depending on the person that chooses to eat it, showing that they would normally be a very slow eater, perhaps one of the people who also like marmite on toast, but not on sandwiches as there are some people in this world who are like that, and that greatly disturbs me as they cannot decide whether to say that they like marmite or not, but it appears that I have strayed from the original topic of this extra long sentence that would appear to be about bananas, especially when eaten slowly in conjunction with drying paint, as paint takes a very long time to dry, so this reveals a great deal about the person that is eating the banana, so it must have been a very slow speed to eat a banana at, and during this time the person took to eat this very banana, the world could have suddenly ended due to an unprovoked attack of the nuclear sort on North Korea, prompting them to attack every single country in the region, including that of China, who jumped at the chance of war, and then attacked absolutely everyone that they could find, but they all got killed by the nuclear fallout from North Korea, showing the dominance of the Nuke in society, but also portraying the terrible realities of war, especially due to volatile people in the presidency of the United States, such as George Bush and Mr Blobby, which may have been due to a traumatic childhood, and they could have were threatened with bananas at some point, which leads around nicely to the initial point that Big Brother is extremely dull.

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