It's time for a joke Naffa than the rest!

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A man is driving down the road and his car breaks down
near a monastery.

He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says,
"My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the
night?"

The Monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even
fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a
strange sound. A sound not like anything he's ever heard
before.

The Sirens that nearly seduced Odysseus into crashing
his ship comes to his mind.

He doesn't sleep that night. He tosses and turns trying
to figure out what could possibly be making such a
seductive sound. The next morning,
he asks the Monks what the sound was, but they say, "We
can't tell you. You're not a Monk."

Distraught, the man is forced to leave.

Years later, after never being able to forget that
sound, the man goes back to the monastery and pleads for
the answer again. The Monks reply, "We can't tell you.
You're not a Monk."

The man says, "If the only way I can find out what is
making that beautiful sound is to become a Monk, then
please, make me a Monk."

The Monks reply, "You must travel the earth and tell us
how many blades of grass there are and the exact number
of grains of sand. When you find these answers, you will
have become a Monk." The man sets about his task. After
years of searching he returns as a gray-haired old man
and knocks on the door of the monastery. A Monk answers.
He is taken before a gathering of all the Monks.

"In my quest to find what makes that beautiful sound, I
traveled the earth and have found what you asked
for:

By design, the world is in a state of perpetual change.
Only God knows what you ask. All a man can know is
himself, and only then if he is honest and reflective
and willing to strip away self deception."

The Monks reply, "Congratulations. You have become a
Monk. We shall now show you the way to the mystery of
the sacred sound."

The Monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head
monk says, "The sound is beyond that door."

The Monks give him the key, and he opens the door.
Behind the wooden door is another door made of
stone.

The man is given the key to the stone door and he opens
it, only to find a door made of ruby.

And so it went that he needed keys to doors of emerald,
pearl and diamond.

Finally, they come to a door made of solid gold. The
sound has become very clear and definite. he Monks say,
"This is the last key to the last door."

The man is apprehensive to no end. His life's wish is
behind that door!

With trembling hands, he unlocks the door, turns the
knob, and slowly pushes the door open. Falling to his
knees, he is utterly amazed to discover the source of
that haunting and seductive sound.
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..
...
....
.....
......
.......
........
.........
..........
...........
............
.............
..............
...............
But I can't tell you what it is because you're not a Monk.

:D

You're can mean I'm in the last bit.
 
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LOl....
oh dear.


I met a monk a week or so ago, he came up to me and 2 mates, greeted us. And gave us little booklets.
THe good thing is, the first few lines of the book were much funnier than this joke:

"I'm in the womb. Cramped. I want to get out. It's a hard Struggle"

We didn't stop laughing for ages :)
 
Seeing as you're not a monk and you can't tell us what the sound is maybe you can enlighten me as to what this says:

"You're can mean I'm in the last bit."

;)
 
Where it says "You're a monk so I can't tell you" the proper version of that would be "I'm not a monk so I can't tell you" as I don't know what the sound was/is. :p
 
Mad Mary was speeding around the mental hospital on her wheel chair, mad Joe steps into her way and asks her for her license but with even stopping she dodges him and continues down the corridor.

She turns the corner at the end of the corridor only to find Mad Jim waiting for her. He asks to see her insurance documents but before he can catch her Mad Mary is off again down a side corridor, a quick left turn and then a right before rounding the last bend she has to swerve into the wall to avoid running into Big Mike, who's standing stark naked in the corridor with an erection.

"oh no" Says Mad Mary. "Not the breathaliser again!"
 
The next time a muslim knocks on your door, talk to them through the letter box to see how they like it

:D
 
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