ITT: Make your own conspiracy theory

Wossi

Wossi

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With all the crazies posting about conspiracy theories then being debunked by logic and facts. What conspiracy would like to be true or can you think of any better that haven't been thought of yet that should be true?



n.b. this thread may fail more than the England Rugby team in NZ.
 
Wossi said:
n.b. this thread may fail more than the England Rugby team in NZ.
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There is a new theory going around that they're bodies had been possessed by aliens during the match. These aliens wanted to experience the game and that is why England lost.
 
All these powerful secret organisations just want what's best for the world and their ultimate plan is actually a good one, they've just been misunderstood all this time! :p
 
I would like a conspiracy where money grows on trees and someone, somewhere, has some seeds that we could plant.
 
i hear there is a conspiracy that OcUK forums are not real, and SimulatorMan is the only member and every other member is a web-bot
 
The Bank of England is actually run by a half eaten box of cornflakes that is possesed by the ghost of Rod Hull.

Marmite is made from the crushed brains of the second born children from the families of a small village in Norfolk called frogs bottom. This village is not on the map as if it were people would be able to go an rescue the children before they were fed into the brain crushing machine. The reason for using childrens brains in Marmite is that it is a better telepathic conductor for the Giant squid king who lives in a gold palace 2 miles of the coast of skegness.
He wants to control our brains and make us all really good scrabble players.
Because it gets him off, the sick cephalapod pervert.
 
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Only a small percentage of people are actually real and conscious, the rest are artificial intelligences here to interact and observe your behaviour.

The moon is actually a space station here to observe the progress of our civilisation.

This is actually the past and everything you're doing now isn't the first time.
 
atpbx said:
The Bank of England is actually run by a half eaten box of cornflakes that is possesed by the ghost of Rod Hull.

Marmite is made from the crushed brains of the second born children from the families of a small village in Norfolk called frogs bottom. This village is not on the map as if it were people would be able to go an rescue the children before they were fed into the brain crushing machine. The reason for using childrens brains in Marmite is that it is a better telepathic conductor for the Giant squid king who lives in a gold palace 2 miles of the coast of skegness.
He wants to control our brains and make us all really good scrabble players.
Because it gets him off, the sick cephalapod pervert.
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On a similar vein, someone has discovered limitless free energy from splitting water atoms into oxygen n hydrogen. Everlasting n cheap but the big oil companies have squashed it flat to protect their monopolies and huge wealth.
 
All conspiracy theories are in fact a clever ruse to detract from what is really going on.
 
GJ02 said:
i hear there is a conspiracy that OcUK forums are not real, and SimulatorMan is the only member and every other member is a web-bot
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what was that forum that did the rounds a couple of years ago that was just 1 woman who had hundreds of crazy discussions with herself. been trying to find it for ages but no luck :(
 
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