Don't leave us in the dark. This is a wind-up isn't it?
Oh lordy lord thats poor lol
Just doing my bit to brighten a dull day with some light humour.
I did that once. My phone died
RIP Blackberry Curve.
Thankfully it made a full recovery when I recharged it though so no panic...
Assuming this is for a phone...
Tape the phone to a firework and send it out in a blaze of glory.
Dial your bosses number on it just before you light the fuse if your DIY charging endeavors are successful.