I've found 2012's GOTY!

scrlk · 11 Mar 2012 at 10:01

Tremble beneath the mighty prowess of Stone Quarry Simulator!

This game really rocks, if you know what I mean.

TheVoice · 11 Mar 2012 at 10:03

I saw Oil Platform Simulator when I was in a certain high street electrical retailer the other day.

neoglow · 11 Mar 2012 at 10:06

I would love to know the annual sales figures for this game a year from now.

ANN1H1LAT0R · 11 Mar 2012 at 10:09

Well it'll be plus one from me

Tepic · 11 Mar 2012 at 10:15

They must be selling well enough. Excalibur sell a lot of these simulations.

Art · 11 Mar 2012 at 10:20

Tepic said:
They must be selling well enough. Excalibur sell a lot of these simulations.

Bit by bit, they're slowly piecing together The Matrix...!

Glaucus · 11 Mar 2012 at 10:25

What simulator haven't these guys made, they must produce one every week. Probably make a profit if they sale just 10 of each.

gronf · 11 Mar 2012 at 10:32

Riveting stuff.

badcompany · 11 Mar 2012 at 10:33

Why? Why do people make this kind of junk?

Xordium · 11 Mar 2012 at 10:35

badcompany said:
Why? Why do people make this kind of junk?

Because people buy it.

Efour · 11 Mar 2012 at 10:37

The kill streaks in this are awesome.

Im running UAV + Giant Saw on a JCB drone +AC130

Tepic · 11 Mar 2012 at 10:42

I learned long ago not to question another person's interests. They might start looking into mine!

Retromatic · 11 Mar 2012 at 11:18

jomiyo said:
Riveting stuff.

Art · 11 Mar 2012 at 11:35

Glaucus said:
What simulator haven't these guys made, they must produce one every week.

Delivery simulator? Move goods and parcels from one end of the country to the other, using a mixture of big goods vehicles and small delivery vans. Earn more cash to buy bigger vehicles, upgrades like GPS and expand your delivery depot to handle bigger contracts. Cope with breakdowns, strike action, roadworks and more. DLC includes skins for all major delivery companies as well as supermarket home delivery services.

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BRB, learning to program....

topgun06 · 11 Mar 2012 at 11:37

Ok hands up, who has bought it!!?

Bgr · 11 Mar 2012 at 11:38

Art said:
Delivery simulator? Move goods and parcels from one end of the country to the other, using a mixture of big goods vehicles and small delivery vans. Earn more cash to buy bigger vehicles, upgrades like GPS and expand your delivery depot to handle bigger contracts. Cope with breakdowns, strike action, roadworks and more. DLC includes skins for all major delivery companies as well as supermarket home delivery services.

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BRB, learning to program....

they have already done it

Turn the starter key on your own delivery business with Delivery Truck Simulator. Carry your cargo of parcels and packages across the city as you strive to become king of the couriers.

Art · 11 Mar 2012 at 11:44

Bgr said:
they have already done it

Turn the starter key on your own delivery business with Delivery Truck Simulator. Carry your cargo of parcels and packages across the city as you strive to become king of the couriers.

Hahaha, should have known they'd have done it!

QlimaxUK · 11 Mar 2012 at 11:46

I liked the quarry missions on GTA:SA

niroe · 11 Mar 2012 at 11:49

Glaucus said:
What simulator haven't these guys made, they must produce one every week. Probably make a profit if they sale just 10 of each.

Milk Man Simulator.. Delivery the milk, collect the cash, annoy every driver on the road in your milk float!

simpletom · 11 Mar 2012 at 11:56

Just check their catalogue. It includes Tow Truck Simulator and Bus and Cable Car simulator.