I've just wiretapped my own home (Bought google home)

mistersprinkles · 12 Nov 2017 at 22:02

Any tips on how to best interact with my new CIA information collection machine? I got it for my mom for christmas. She wanted a hands free way to play music while cooking or hanging out in the general area of the kitchen. So I got her a google home. She gets it tomorrow (we're doing early xmas).

Any tips?

[FnG]magnolia · 12 Nov 2017 at 22:21

Nothing says Christmas like listening to yourself but in secret!

Also, show me the hair style. We demand a view.

mistersprinkles · 12 Nov 2017 at 22:35

I'm not going to show you my hair style.

What is this fascination people have? A guy posts a video with a hat on and people just HAVE to see what's under the hat. It's hair. Human hair. You see it on a daily basis.

Marzipanogram · 12 Nov 2017 at 23:13

Mention that you're going to bring Britain to its knees by perpetrating your evil and egotistical plans. Leaving it a wasteland.
AKA you're becoming an MP.

CREATIVE!11 · 12 Nov 2017 at 23:22

In b4 FBI knocking on your door.

mistersprinkles · 13 Nov 2017 at 00:34

Marzipanogram said:
Mention that you're going to bring Britain to its knees by perpetrating your evil and egotistical plans. Leaving it a wasteland.
AKA you're becoming an MP.

*Canada.

I don't want a dashing man in red with a hat riding a moose knocking on my door thank you very much.