Jeremy Clarkson

Sliver · 24 Feb 2016 at 17:23

aardvark said:
are any of you guys rich? you can come and punch me in the face.

poor people need not apply.

I'll punch you in the face for a cucumber if that's alright? Are you cucumber rich? If not I'm your man.

aardvark · 24 Feb 2016 at 17:24

Sliver said:
I'll punch you in the face for a cucumber if that's alright? Are you cucumber rich? If not I'm your man.

hmmm, i am cucumber poor..............

Mynight · 24 Feb 2016 at 17:38

Sliver said:
I'll punch you in the face for a cucumber if that's alright? Are you cucumber rich? If not I'm your man.

You're the kinda man that likes a cucumber?

Sliver · 24 Feb 2016 at 17:44

Mynight said:
You're the kinda man that likes a cucumber?

Cucumbers should be banned to be honest. Every time they are introduced to a salad they ruin them. When you pickle them they become mutant mouth cleansers. They taste like muddy puddles. The only thing they have going for them is their amusing shape which makes the fairer ladies blush. Yes, the cucumber is an evolutionary dead end. When Trump is the Prez, we'll see the cucumber ostracised from planet Earth. Along with some Muslims and Mexicans apparently.

TheBDog · 24 Feb 2016 at 17:47

Sliver said:
Every time they are introduced to a salad they ruin them. When you pickle them they become mutant mouth cleansers. They taste like muddy puddles.

I think you're doing cucumbers wrong

Mynight · 24 Feb 2016 at 17:50

TheBDog said:
I think you're doing cucumbers wrong

Theres a right way to "do" one?

I dont think they have any taste personally just work to bulk up sandwiches.

TheBDog · 24 Feb 2016 at 17:54

Mynight said:
Theres a right way to "do" one?

I dont think they have any taste personally just work to bulk up sandwiches.

...well now I'm traumatised by my own words :eek:

Meh yeah they're not that exciting. They're like eating water.