Jerks on the elevator

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So just now I was taking my dog downstairs to pee. I live in a building on the 14th floor. On the 7th floor a woman and small child got on, and we made it to the main lobby where we were about to all get off when this couple in their 20s squeezed on. I said "You know you're supposed to let people off on the ground floor before you get on, right?" And I said I felt like they were being jerks. Instead of apologizing the guy calls me an a-hole.

What the hell is wrong with people?

I feel that, legally, there should be situations, such as this one, where it is legal to punch somebody in the face.
 
You live on the 14th floor with a dog?

What's the difference between living on the 2nd or 14th floor? The elevator takes like 10 seconds. She's a fearful loving little thing and loathes leaving home anyways. It's a struggle to get her out for walks.

There's no need for that, ey.

I don't know how I feel aboot your comments.
 
I dunno but I personally wouldn't have a dog without about adequate sized garden.

Thanks for making me feel bad

This story did not happen.

Proof:
1) There are no buildings that tall in Canada.
2) All Canadians are super-friendly. Apart from the geese. **** those guys.

1) The CN tower in Toronto was the tallest building in the world for decades
2) That's a fallacy. And yes the geese are jerks.
 
Want to make people nervous?

When entering a lift with only one door you will find everyone will stand facing the door. So stand in front of the door and face the people in the lift.

They'll have the creeps for the rest of the day.

There's a guy in my building who does this. It freaks me out. I feel like he's going to murder everyone in the building one day. He's like 2 meters+ and he's a very large guy, and he just gets on the elevator and locks onto me and doesn't blink. #Creeeepy
 
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