Jerry Seinfeld - oh no

[FnG]magnolia

[FnG]magnolia

[FnG]magnolia

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Hello

I am going to watch a Jerry Seinfeld this evening in Spark Arena, Auckland This is not a joke*, rather a warning or at least short form for when I update this post tomorrow morning after watching the show.

My predictions in advance:

1. Tedious crowd including someone protesting about something, oh my God just shut up
2. Mildly humorous reference to something that was mildly humorous in the nineties.
3. "I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything."
4. ???
5. Profit!


Other comedians are available and you do not have to purchase any tickets you choose not to participate in.

I will update my pre-, perhaps during- and post- gig trip report as the day unfolds so help me God.

* but is still funnier than the supposed comedian. Oh - I thank you.
 
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Ok, trip report.

We cycled there* and I met Auckland's finest when handing in our helmets**.

Scene:

Sweary guy: Where's your ****** bike?
Me: It is here. *points at bike*
Sweary guy: Where the whoopsy is the rest of it?
Me: It is there. *points at bike*
Sweary guy: Bikes.
Me: *points at bike*
Sweary guy: Put it over there. whoopsy sake. Whoopsy, come on on, whoopsy on whoopsy, all of it, whoopsy off too.
Me: Thank you.

I had low expectations going on even though I enjoyed Seinfeld when I was younger. Perhaps misled by Main Stream Media (MSM) ((ask me how doctors fall for this one trick!)), I was expecting a bit where I just felt old and the even older comic would moan about woke *, about norms *, about life *, and he did the last two but not the first one and it was glorious. Some (clearly) ad lib stuff was on point.

9/10 and not even joking *

* no we are not cloth eared ar$eholos**

** I am
 
What is it with those little bags of nuts they give you on the plane? Here’s how you put on a seatbelt in case you haven’t been in a car since 1965. What’s the handicapped parking situation at the special olympics? If he’s the best man, why isn’t she marrying him?

Currently on S06E05 working my way through the series.
 
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