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Soldato
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Only one job really, aged 30 tp 70? Believe that there may be a God? Like fancy clothes and hats, cassocks or people who wear cassocks? We may be able to fit you in.

The job comes with a company house, well palace really in Lambeth an up and coming area of our capital city. But if there are not enough seats in your palace one is reserved for you in the House of Lords. A kind of jolly debating society with drinks during and after

Minions you will have by the bucket load, identified by the white collars but they are an argumentative lot and occasionally demand a good thrashing.

Keeping secrets is essential in this job but the position carries an excellent salary and prospects for travel and therefore none of the above should create much hardship.

We believe that it may also confer a seat at the top table once you pass from this earthly life maybe even at the right hand of God although this can never be guaranteed.

This is not a religious thread
 
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Wheres that gif of homer backing through the hedge when you need it. Or grandpa about turning out of the front door.
 
Captain Blackadder: [With underpants on his head and pencils up his nose] Right, Baldrick. This is an old trick I picked up in the Sudan. We tell HQ that I've gone insane, and I'll be invalided back to Blighty before you can say 'Wibble'. Poor gormless idiot.

OP could have just said wibble tbh
 
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