Scouser travels to Manchester to meet some old friends......
While he's walking through Manch. city centre, a rabid dog jumps at a woman and starts biting her and mauling her!!
Shocked, the Scouse runs over and frees the woman from the dogs vice grip and grabs the dog and strangles it to death!
A local news reporter sees the whole thing and runs over to talk to the man...
'You're a hero, you watch the news paper headlines tomorrow......"Man Utd fan saves old woman from certain impending death".....'
'No no' replies the scouser, 'I'm not a Man U fan'
'Ok Ok' says the reporter...'watch the paper headlines tomorrow.....they'll read "Man City fan saves old woman from certain impending death".....'
'LISTEN' says the Scouse...'I'm not from round here, i'm from Liverpool!!'
'oh' replies the reporter.....'thats ok, you watch the newspaper headlines tomorrow.....they'll read...................
"Scouse ******* kills family pet"'
While he's walking through Manch. city centre, a rabid dog jumps at a woman and starts biting her and mauling her!!
Shocked, the Scouse runs over and frees the woman from the dogs vice grip and grabs the dog and strangles it to death!
A local news reporter sees the whole thing and runs over to talk to the man...
'You're a hero, you watch the news paper headlines tomorrow......"Man Utd fan saves old woman from certain impending death".....'
'No no' replies the scouser, 'I'm not a Man U fan'
'Ok Ok' says the reporter...'watch the paper headlines tomorrow.....they'll read "Man City fan saves old woman from certain impending death".....'
'LISTEN' says the Scouse...'I'm not from round here, i'm from Liverpool!!'
'oh' replies the reporter.....'thats ok, you watch the newspaper headlines tomorrow.....they'll read...................
"Scouse ******* kills family pet"'
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