joke (if not suitable remove plz) :)

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a guy who is into fishing a lot goes on holiday with his wife at a fishing lake, they rent a nice cabin and the guy spends his first 2 days fishing, while his wife reads books out side the cabin.

the 3rd day the wife decides it would be more relaxing to take the husbands small boat onto the lake and sit there reading a book, so she takes the boat out and settles down for a relaxing read.

then the next thing she hears is a larger boat coming up the side of hers and a mega phone blaring out "can i see your fishing permit?" to which the woman replies "but im not fishing" then the guy with the mega phone shouts "but you have all the tackle" and points at her husbands fishing rods.

the woman then shouts back at the guy and says "if you try to give me a fine for fishing ill say you raped me"

to which the mega phone guy says "but i have not tried such a thing how can you even say that"

she calmly replies and says "but you have all of the tackle needed to do it"
 
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yay drunken posting for the win :)

a joke is not funny if it needs to be explained you either get it or you do not get.

edit: the guy implied the woman was fishing since her husbands fishing tackle was on the boat....

she then implied he would have rapped her since all the tackle was on his boat.... its pretty simple and not funny if it needs to be explained tbh.

i got it when i first read it years ago and found it funny as hell.
 
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A2Z said:
lol i got that...but how can the woman randomly see his penis? and what exactly qualifies his penis to be able to rape her ? :/
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omg did you leave your sense of humuor in a dustbin that says over analyze every joke?

maybe i could change the topic to a male dolphin with a mega phone on a boat inspired by the dolphin rape thread would that be funnier or easier to get? :p
 
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