Joke thread?

[miracleboy]

Couldn't see an official joke thread, so here is one. Probably not very good/is old but made me laugh...

A scouser rings the local paper to place an obituary for his wife. He only has £1 so can only afford 3 words. He tells the man to print "Betty is dead". The man feels sorry for him and tells him he can have another 3 words. The scouser says thanks pal and tells him to print "Betty is dead. Fiesta for sale."

 

[miracleboy]

i've always wondered what this boards obsession was with Official threads. its really weird. Official? as recognised by who?

also, the joke was rubbish.sorry

Not official - but all in one place, makes them easier to find rather than a million threads saying "A joke...".

And I said it wasn't very good.