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James bond and a chicken meet... chicken asks "what is your name"
"Bond...James Bond, and what is yours"
"Ken..Chick Ken"
hehehehhehehe
come on you know you laughed a little bit 
How about another JOKE!!
husband forgets wedding aniversary, the wife yelled at him, and said "if i dont find a gift tommorow that goes 0-200 in 6 seconds, there will be trouble"
next day the wife woke up, and right in front of her was a gift wrapped box, to her excitement she opened it up and it was a brand new bathrooom scale
her husband has been missing for 2 weeks now...
"Bond...James Bond, and what is yours"
"Ken..Chick Ken"
hehehehhehehe


How about another JOKE!!
husband forgets wedding aniversary, the wife yelled at him, and said "if i dont find a gift tommorow that goes 0-200 in 6 seconds, there will be trouble"
next day the wife woke up, and right in front of her was a gift wrapped box, to her excitement she opened it up and it was a brand new bathrooom scale
her husband has been missing for 2 weeks now...
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