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MasterCard Wedding
You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent
wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests..
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After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
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He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from
long distances, to support them at their wedding.
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He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

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As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.





Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had
hired a private detective to tail them. After a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and turned to his bride and
then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, 'I'm outta here.'

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this
guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong .

His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a
300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless' commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
friends: $32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000

Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations
in Maui : $8,500.

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy
of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else
there's MASTERCARD
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Probably old as the internet, but i enjoyed it. :)
 
Am I missing something? That article claims fiction, but doesn't seem to offer any evidence either way? :confused:

I'm just going by what this said:

"The Truth:
This story is a frequently told urban legend that has been around for quite a while, long enough to be regarded as an urban legend for which there has never been any proof."

So yeh, there's no evidence for it or against it... but it sounds too good to be true :p
 
I heard a similar thing about a Filipina/westerner marriage, which I think is actually true. I'll post it here tomorrow (actually I mean today) evening if I can be bothered to dig it out of my hundreds of bookmarks.
 
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Been doing the rounds for at least ten years in various forms. Been told it on a half dozen occasions at least. Could well, in fact, be older than the internet. Right up there with the "toothbrushes up the bum pictures developed after the holiday" story, or the "threw the unflushable turd out the window into the roof of the patio below where her parents were eating" story.

Urban legends the lot. Nothing to suggest that it's actually true, hence occam's razor implies that it is likely fabricated.

That said, it's a damn good story ;)
 
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"threw the unflushable turd out the window into the roof of the patio below where her parents were eating" story.

LMAO that's just great... hadn't heard that before..... just makes me chortle.

The wedding one is just too fake although my wife says she reads stories like that every week in her take a break mag so there is a chance it could be true.
 
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