JOKE

sorry first go, how about this one then.

Walking through a grave yard the other day and I saw this bloke standing behind a gravestone with his head bowed. I said "morning" to which he replied "No I'm having a wee"
 
ok my last attempt before i commit suicide.

A bloke says to his wife "what would you do if i won the lottery?"

She replied "i'd take half and leave you"

To which the husband says "great, I've won a tenner so here's a fiver and clear off"
 
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