Joke

fadetoblack · 14 Nov 2009 at 09:53

A boy comes home from school at 7pm,
His dad says "where were you? "

"I was with Jessica." He replied.

"What were you doing?"

"We were revising."

After picking a snack off the table the son says "These fishcakes are lovely."

Dad replies "Wash your hands son; they're donuts."

Von Smallhausen · 14 Nov 2009 at 09:54

It is now my mission in life to see you banned.

fadetoblack · 14 Nov 2009 at 09:56

chrisxuk · 14 Nov 2009 at 09:56

I don't get it.

semi-pro waster · 14 Nov 2009 at 09:57

chrisxuk said:
I don't get it.

Then you're lucky, don't worry about it.

That's a terrible joke even by the usual standards but thanks for not overexplaining it at least.

mac1st3 · 14 Nov 2009 at 09:58

hehe chuckled

mac1st3 · 14 Nov 2009 at 09:58

chrisxuk said:
I don't get it.

and you never will

fadetoblack · 14 Nov 2009 at 10:02

Try this one

Mate of mine in the army just married a girl from switzerland.She can wash up with one hand, cook tea with the other, dust with one foot as she opens a beer with her bum
She's a Swiss army wife.

Cosimo · 14 Nov 2009 at 10:03

Von Smallhausen said:
It is now my mission in life to see you banned.

Do you need any help?

mac1st3 · 14 Nov 2009 at 10:03

fadetoblack said:
Try this one

Mate of mine in the army just married a girl from switzerland.She can wash up with one hand, cook tea with the other, dust with one foot as she opens a beer with her bum
She's a Swiss army wife.

that deserves a ban tbh

Proxydigital · 14 Nov 2009 at 10:05

lol - Made me laugh!

apeZ · 14 Nov 2009 at 11:12

sigh. Slow day.

p4radox · 14 Nov 2009 at 11:18

Oh dear...

Paul11 · 14 Nov 2009 at 12:32

that made me chuckle.

shifty_uk · 14 Nov 2009 at 12:33

Got a smirk from me.

Nitefly · 14 Nov 2009 at 12:34

mac1st3 said:
and you never will

That could not have been more perfectly used

Sonea Fifer · 14 Nov 2009 at 13:26

If I may add a small prayer to this thread:

God, this year you killed my favourite dancer Michael Jackson, my favourite actor Patrick Swayze and my favourite singer Steven Gately. I forgot to tell you, my favourite twins are John and Edward.

mac1st3 · 14 Nov 2009 at 13:28

Sonea Fifer said:
If I may add a small prayer to this thread:

God, this year you killed my favourite dancer Michael Jackson, my favourite actor Patrick Swayze and my favourite singer Steven Gately. I forgot to tell you, my favourite twins are John and Edward.

old

Kennysevenfold · 14 Nov 2009 at 13:29

Tumbleweed......

Dark_Angel · 14 Nov 2009 at 13:32

Really at the joke.