Jordan is ugly!

Cosimo · 1 Jun 2009 at 09:06

Freefaller said:
I find her foul, loathesome, common, low class, ignorant, ill educated, tramp-like and generally repulsive.

You’ve taken the words out of my mouth.

Kainz · 1 Jun 2009 at 09:14

Greenlizard0 said:
Same goes with errrr...Michelle somebody.. I think. She was nice years ago but then had astupid amount of surgery :/

Michelle B or Michelle Clark or something was her name. I know who you're on about I think. She was blonde and extremely hot - this was during the 90's. Then she went and had breasticle surgery and looked a complete mess.

Jordan was gorgeous when she was younger as most said. She changed iirc as she began dating celebs like that Dale bloke and the geezer from Gladiators. Can't stand her now.

Bubo · 1 Jun 2009 at 09:16

Freefaller said:
I find her foul, loathesome, common, low class, ignorant, ill educated, tramp-like and generally repulsive.

In the words of Bernard Manning, get it right, a RICH foul, loathesome, common etc etc. Say what you like about Jordan, but she has got a much better business brain than anyone who has posted in this thread.

Spyhop · 1 Jun 2009 at 09:20

flamebait

fake boobs = scummer

shifty_uk · 1 Jun 2009 at 09:20

Bubo said:
but she has got a much better business brain than anyone who has posted in this thread.

Really though? I thoroughly believe it's just sort of happened for her.

Bubo · 1 Jun 2009 at 09:24

shifty_uk said:
Really though? I thoroughly believe it's just sort of happened for her.

No way, she is widely regarded as a particularly shrewd businesswoman who has excelled at marketing her product, herself.

dannyjo22 · 1 Jun 2009 at 09:25

shifty_uk said:
Really though? I thoroughly believe it's just sort of happened for her.

Jesus no, she has worked hard and whoring her image and builing up the persona of 'Jordan'.

I think she's everything Freefaller posted but boy has she cornered the market in getting people interested in reading about her sorry existance.

She's estimated to be worth in the region of 50 million.

Not bad for some one completely vile.

KaHn · 1 Jun 2009 at 09:29

Freefaller said:
I find her foul, loathesome, common, low class, ignorant, ill educated, tramp-like and generally repulsive.

Yeah, I'd do her. (I wouldn't actually, but I'd be accused of being gay if I didn't say that).

A mate of mine once said that she is either very dumb or very smart, she plays the role of dumb wench so well you could say it was almost planned, the things she does are always to keep her in the newspapers and making money.

I agree with you that she is a cow bag tho.

KaHn

Freefaller · 1 Jun 2009 at 09:30

Bubo said:
In the words of Bernard Manning, get it right, a RICH foul, loathesome, common etc etc. Say what you like about Jordan, but she has got a much better business brain than anyone who has posted in this thread.

That, I seriously doubt. I'll buy you cushions so that you don't hurt your knees too much worshipping her though. She's made her own luck for sure, and she's a **** so probably why she's made money - but a genius? Hardly.

Bubo · 1 Jun 2009 at 09:32

Freefaller said:
That, I seriously doubt. I'll buy you cushions so that you don't hurt your knees too much worshipping her though. She's made her own luck for sure, and she's a **** so probably why she's made money - but a genius? Hardly.

Erm, did I say I worshipped her?

Spyderpig · 1 Jun 2009 at 09:33

Kill it with fire tbh.

Plenty of better looking celebs to drool over (restraining order allowing).

Freefaller · 1 Jun 2009 at 09:39

Bubo said:
Erm, did I say I worshipped her?

Don't be so defensive - you'll give yourself away

I was being facetious and teasing you - I apologise if you've been affected by my horrid behaviour.

Bubo · 1 Jun 2009 at 09:44

Freefaller said:
Don't be so defensive - you'll give yourself away

I was being facetious and teasing you - I apologise if you've been affected by my horrid behaviour.

Your grovelling apology is accepted with mild indiference.

AHarvey · 1 Jun 2009 at 09:47

When she first started, before the implants she had a real 'girl next door' look to her.

However, I wouldn't touch her with someone elses! Not my cup of tea!

Freefaller · 1 Jun 2009 at 09:54

Bubo said:
Your grovelling apology is accepted with mild indiference.

*sighs relief*

wordy · 1 Jun 2009 at 09:55

Freefaller said:
I find her foul, loathesome, common, low class, ignorant, ill educated, tramp-like and generally repulsive.

Yeah, I'd do her. (I wouldn't actually, but I'd be accused of being gay & French if I didn't say that).

Fixed

Yeah I'd do her.

~>Dg<~ · 1 Jun 2009 at 10:10

99.99999999 percent would have her

Freefaller · 1 Jun 2009 at 10:12

~>Dg<~ said:
99.99999999 percent would have her

Would you really though? Well actually it's good to see that OcUK have low standards, it means more pretty girls left for me to play with

4T5 · 1 Jun 2009 at 10:14

mame said:
I've done a lot worse

Spoken like a Real man. :cool:

Bubo · 1 Jun 2009 at 10:22

Freefaller said:
*sighs relief*

Do you want some cushions with your relief, sounds like you need a sit down after all that. You can probably get Jordan branded cushions. Probably will have a big J on them. In the shape of a massive ***.