KFC noob advice

Cosimo · 3 Oct 2013 at 13:29

the shadow said:
Support your local indie

Better quality grease and fat....

MooMoo444 · 3 Oct 2013 at 13:33

Cosimo said:
Better quality grease and fat....

You cannot enjoy fried chicken without the feel of oil dripping down your chin. Try it sometime!

cainer · 3 Oct 2013 at 13:36

MikeTheNative said:
Ohh right, they could have told me what tower meant, as it's not exactly clear. Although to be fair they might have but I couldn't really understand what they were saying.

i prefer to take the hash brown out and dip it in gravy nomnom

tom_e · 3 Oct 2013 at 13:53

MikeTheNative said:
Ohh right, they could have told me what tower meant, as it's not exactly clear. Although to be fair they might have but I couldn't really understand what they were saying.

I've never been to a fast food place where they've explained to me what I've ordered :confused:

If you didn't know you could have just asked.

Theophany · 3 Oct 2013 at 15:23

tom_e said:
I've never been to a fast food place where they've explained to me what I've ordered
If you didn't know you could have just asked.

A: So that's the Mega Wicked Zinger Fillet Tower Deli Supreme Deluxe Bucket Chicken Feast then, sir?
B: Yes please.
A: A cotton wool bap, with Dave's sauce covering a patty of reformed gristle, seagull crap and chicken knackers - that'll be £4.95, sir.
B: Errrrr...

tom_e · 3 Oct 2013 at 15:26

Theophany said:
A: So that's the Mega Wicked Zinger Fillet Tower Deli Supreme Deluxe Bucket Chicken Feast then, sir?
B: Yes please.
A: A cotton wool bap, with Dave's sauce covering a patty of reformed gristle, seagull crap and chicken knackers - that'll be £4.95, sir.
B: Errrrr...

ignorance is always bliss in a fast food situation

DirtyJester · 3 Oct 2013 at 15:26

cainer said:
i prefer to take the hash brown out and dip it in gravy nomnom

.....oh cainer

Theophany · 3 Oct 2013 at 15:27

tom_e said:
ignorance is always bliss in a fast food situation

You bet!

Django x2 · 3 Oct 2013 at 15:42

The new family burger bucket is pure win....for two of us

Efour · 3 Oct 2013 at 15:55

tom_e said:
ignorance is always bliss in a fast food situation

So true

spoffle · 3 Oct 2013 at 18:49

MrMoonX said:
So..... The outcome of this thread is that spoffle is potentially a massive lardo and not the l33t body builder he claims to be,

Where did I say I was a body builder?

spoffle · 3 Oct 2013 at 18:55

Cuchulain said:
If you think eating 128g of saturated fat and 3200 calories in one meal is normal you're seriously deluded.

Can you show me where I said it was "normal"?

Can you also explain to me why 3200 calories is bad, just based on the calorie count?

Can you also explain to me why 128g of saturated fat is bad, based solely on the quantity?

Can you also explain to me where you got these numbers from, and how you know specifically what I eat? Because I'm talking about 16 mini fillets, popcorn chicken and some coleslaw. I don't particularly like the chips from KFC.

cainer · 3 Oct 2013 at 19:00

^^ id be bored to death by the time i got through 16 mini fillets

spoffle · 3 Oct 2013 at 19:03

I can't get enough of chicken, and I don't find that food bores me if I like it. I could happily eat the same meals multiple times in a day.

MrMoonX · 3 Oct 2013 at 19:04

spoffle said:
Where did I say I was a body builder?

tbh someone else mentioned it, so if you're not then enjoy your mountains of greasy disgusting chicken and an early death

I feel sorry for the chickens

the shadow · 3 Oct 2013 at 19:07

spoffle said:
Can you show me where I said it was "normal"?

Can you also explain to me why 3200 calories is bad, just based on the calorie count?

Can you also explain to me why 128g of saturated fat is bad, based solely on the quantity?

Can you also explain to me where you got these numbers from, and how you know specifically what I eat? Because I'm talking about 16 mini fillets, popcorn chicken and some coleslaw. I don't particularly like the chips from KFC.

MrMoonX · 3 Oct 2013 at 19:08

spoffle said:
Can you show me where I said it was "normal"?

Can you also explain to me why 3200 calories is bad, just based on the calorie count?

Can you also explain to me why 128g of saturated fat is bad, based solely on the quantity?

Can you also explain to me where you got these numbers from, and how you know specifically what I eat? Because I'm talking about 16 mini fillets, popcorn chicken and some coleslaw. I don't particularly like the chips from KFC.

right lets but this into perspective, I run Marathons according to my garmin I burnt 4020 calories running 26.2 miles in Berlin last year, by the time you've added extra onto your KFC binge, such as breakfast, lunch, drinks etc. you will have eaten loads more than you could ever hope to burn off, even running a marathon wouldnt burn it off! and you need why its bad explaining to you?

Neoni · 3 Oct 2013 at 19:08

5 Big Daddy Box Meals should do it boom!

spoffle · 3 Oct 2013 at 19:08

MrMoonX said:
tbh someone else mentioned it, so if you're not then enjoy your mountains of greasy disgusting chicken and an early death

I feel sorry for the chickens

You do realise that not everyone who lifts weights is a body builder, right? :confused:

spoffle · 3 Oct 2013 at 19:11

MrMoonX said:
right lets but this into perspective, I run Marathons according to my garmin I burnt 4020 calories running 26.2 miles in Berlin last year, by the time you've added extra onto your KFC binge, such as breakfast, lunch, drinks etc. you will have eaten loads more than you could ever hope to burn off, even running a marathon wouldnt burn it off! and you need why its bad explaining to you?

And this is based on your assumption that I am basically you.

Being a marathon runner, I can't imagine you have much muscle mass at all, so naturally your caloric intake will be quite low compared to those who do.

This is the issue other people have had in this thread. They cannot get it around their heads that other people are not them, and will eat differently.

Why are you basing my caloric intake on your caloric intake?