Kiddies jokes needed!!

Soldato
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OK, after a few years of baby talk and changing nappies, my little one is growing up and i would like some jokes to tell him. However, after:

"Knock Knock, who's there? Doctor........etc etc etc

and

Why did the chicken cross the road (which the kiddie just stared at me blankley after delivering the killer puchline)/

I'm stuck. Can't think of anything else that doesn't involve, race, midgets, porn or asian dwarf porn.

Help!
 
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