Kinetic sex games

Mr-White · 21 Dec 2010 at 14:23

Getting down for some 'hot coffee' action isn't going to happen on the Xbox 360, at least not with the Kinect motion control system and not with Microsoft's say-so.

Crucially, though, the demo doesn't use an Xbox. It uses the Kinect, yes, but connected to a Windows 7 PC running open source tools released after hackers began exploring how the Kinect works.

More here

I wondered how long it would be before these kinds of devices would be used for virtual sexy time

MW

Participant · 21 Dec 2010 at 14:33

It's only a matter of time before Demolition Man becomes reality!

twist3d0n3 · 21 Dec 2010 at 14:40

i'd settle for the demo man thing as long as i could have bullock

Ph4lanx · 21 Dec 2010 at 16:29

twist3d0n3 said:
i'd settle for the demo man thing as long as i could have bullock

My god, I SO misread that... I won't highlight where

twist3d0n3 · 21 Dec 2010 at 16:44

filthy boy!

theheyes · 21 Dec 2010 at 16:54

Ph4lanx said:
My god, I SO misread that... I won't highlight where

I didn't misread it, I went a step further and totally misinterpreted it.

bullock (noun)

1. A castrated bull

Greenlizard0 · 21 Dec 2010 at 16:55

As odd as it sounds - there are lots of sex tapes and whatnot for people wanting to err 'improve' their sexual technique. Go into any of those publisher outlet stores and you have books and tapes on the top shelves (I know, I used to have a quick perve back in the day when it took effort to get nudity).

So why wouldn't there be a market for this? We already have 18 games no?

twist3d0n3 · 21 Dec 2010 at 17:02

theheyes said:
I didn't misread it, I went a step further and totally misinterpreted it.

bullock (noun)

1. A castrated bull

i implied bullock, as in sandra

Snograt · 22 Dec 2010 at 04:08

Greenlizard0 said:
So why wouldn't there be a market for this? We already have 18 games no?

Because sex doesn't get past the BBFC - violence, yes; bad language, yes; sex - hell no.

[ui]ICEMAN · 22 Dec 2010 at 04:19

Snograt said:
Because sex doesn't get past the BBFC - violence, yes; bad language, yes; sex - hell no.

Which is ironic no? Sex is the most natural thing out of all the above. Seeing someone being disemboweled is perfectly fine apparently but sex, oh no...

Edward78 · 22 Dec 2010 at 05:00

Time to get my joystick out.

Greenlizard0 · 23 Dec 2010 at 00:26

Snograt said:
Because sex doesn't get past the BBFC - violence, yes; bad language, yes; sex - hell no.

Would it need a rating from it though? As said you get dvds and books etc.

Renni 95 · 23 Dec 2010 at 00:59

Next thing, we could have this in schools for sex ed lol!

but seriously who the hell would pay for this, "sexual experience now on kinect, free fleshlight included"

Temi_D · 23 Dec 2010 at 09:27

Surely it has to be multiplayer only to work

twist3d0n3 · 23 Dec 2010 at 10:48

Temi_D said:
Surely it has to be multiplayer only to work

so you could play with some bald, fat dude over the net pretending to be the chick you're groping?!

or even worse: your MUM :eek:

gizmoy2k · 24 Dec 2010 at 09:55

^ kinetic, where the family comes together

Blue Cypher · 24 Dec 2010 at 10:00

twist3d0n3 said:
so you could play with some bald, fat dude over the net pretending to be the chick you're groping?!

or even worse: your MUM

Well you ruined it for me