Knock Knock

[nas]

Knock Knock, whos there?
Atish
Atish who?
Bless you

 

[gillywibble]

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Adolf.
Adolf who?
Adolf ball hit me in da mouf.

 

[flibbage0]

This wasn't supposed to be funny btw. I just thought I'd jump on the failjoke bandwagon that's been driving around GD lately.

Looks like you've failed that then.

 

[J-FRO]

Knock-knock! Who's there? Goose. Goose who? Goose who's knocking at your door!

Knock-knock! Who's there? Jewel. Jewel who? Jewel remember me when you see my face.

Knock-knock! Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes your friend, open the door!

Knock-knock! Who's there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to know!

Knock-knock! Who's there? Auto. Auto who? Auto know, but I've forgotten.

Knock-knock! Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur got.

Knock-knock! Who's there? Chesterfield. Chesterfield who? Chesterfield full of cows.

Knock-knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through your keyhole and see.

Knock-knock! Who's there? Mandy. Mandy who? Mandy life-boats we're sinking!

Knock-knock! Who's there? Seymour. Seymour who? Seymour if you had a pane of glass in your door.

 

[gillywibble]

Dubstep joke -

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Bob.
Bob who?
BOBWOBWOBWOBWOBWOBWOBWOBWOBWOBWOB

 

[Mat]

I told my ex the mop joke a few months ago... bless her

Me: Knock, knock...!
Her: Who's there?!
Me: I eat mop...
Her: ... you eat mop?!

I hadn't laughed so much in a long time

 

[[TW]Sponge]

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Me not laughing.

 

[Cosimo]

Knock, Knock

Who's there?

Police

Police who?

Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes

 

[mrk]

Knock Knock

 

[gillywibble]

Knock Knock

Who dat?

 

[mrk]

Who dat?

 

[FARGO]

I adoor knock-knock jokes, though sometimes I love them so much it's hard to get a handle on myself and I'll appear a bit unhinged. Unfortunately most of the time that leaves me looking like a bit of a knob.

I like.

 

[markweatherill]

Knock Knock!

I revoke my implied consent for you to approach my front door. The legal fiction who lives here does not have a contract with you. I don't have a TV.

 

[Cosimo]

Knock Knock

I hear you knocking but you can't come in.

 

[steve-h]

Knock-knock! Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you yodeled!

Rest were *****.

 

[vicisthebest]

Boyfriend's favourite:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dunnap.
Dunnap who?
No wonder it smells.