Knock Knock

Van Hellseek · 27 May 2011 at 23:25

Knock-knock! Who's there? Panther! Panther who? Panther no pants I'm going swimming.

Knock-knock? Who's there? Alley! Alley who? Alli-gator.

Knock-knock? Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Don't cry it's only a joke!

Knock-knock? Who's there? Guess! Guess who? Gestapo.

Knock-knock! Who's there? Pancake. Pancake who? Pancake you!

Knock-knock! Who's there? Smell-Mop. Smell-Mop Who? Ha Ha Ha!!!

Knock-knock! Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? Nobody nobody but you

Knock-knock! Who's there? Death! Death, for who? Death, for you!

Knock-knock! Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? Cows go Moo!

Knock-knock! Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Ha Ha Ha!!!

Knock-knock! Who's there? Mary. Mary who? Merry Christmas!

Knock-knock! Who's there? Me! I Kill You!

Knock-knock! Who's there? Oops, sorry! Just knocking on wood.

Knock-knock! Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you yodeled!

Knock-knock! Who's there? An interrupting cow. An interruptin- MOO!!!!!!!

Knock-knock! Who's there? An interrupting falcon. An interrupting falcon- PUNCH!!!!!!!

Knock-knock! Who's there? Cash. Cash who? I always knew you were nuts!

SubScape · 27 May 2011 at 23:27

Got a smile

Six7th · 27 May 2011 at 23:29

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Butch!
Butch who?
Butch your little arms around me!

Cosimo · 27 May 2011 at 23:29

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Go away......

BRADDERS64 · 27 May 2011 at 23:31

Knock-knock, Knock-knock, Knock-knock!...... Knock-knock, Knock-knock, Knock-knock. No one must be home.

Van Hellseek · 27 May 2011 at 23:32

This wasn't supposed to be funny btw. I just thought I'd jump on the failjoke bandwagon that's been driving around GD lately.

haaammit · 27 May 2011 at 23:33

Ding dong

Oh, no,wait - that doesn't work

Greenlizard0 · 27 May 2011 at 23:34

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

NOT MADDIE!!

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We really need another missing child. Have their been no other middle class white kids gone since?

tom_nieto · 28 May 2011 at 00:48

Some good ones there. I like the one:

Ask me knock knock.
Knock knock
Who's there?
*blank expression*

Garonazz · 28 May 2011 at 00:49

Knock Knock

Who's there ?

Knock.

Vonhelmet · 28 May 2011 at 00:50

Knock knock?
Who's there?
To.
To who?
To whom.

Garonazz · 28 May 2011 at 00:52

vonhelmet said:
Knock knock?
Who's there?
To.
To who?
To whom.

Rich_L · 28 May 2011 at 00:53

I adoor knock-knock jokes, though sometimes I love them so much it's hard to get a handle on myself and I'll appear a bit unhinged. Unfortunately most of the time that leaves me looking like a bit of a knob.

King Damager · 28 May 2011 at 01:16

Knock-knock! Who's there? An Awful Joke

kd

MrElve · 28 May 2011 at 01:18

Knock knock....
Knock knock....
....................
**** it...........

Bennie-Mac · 28 May 2011 at 01:57

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock.

Whos there?

Michael J Fox.

*runs*

loltim · 28 May 2011 at 02:59

nydryl · 28 May 2011 at 03:01

vonhelmet said:
Knock knock?
Who's there?
To.
To who?
To whom.

Ahhhh I lolled at this more than is normal and/or healthy

danza · 28 May 2011 at 08:47

Knock knock. Who's there? Up dog. What's up dog?

And the very very best one, as told by Tom Hanks playing Carl Hanratty in Catch Me If You Can to a couple of his annoying colleagues:

Knock knock. Who's there? Go **** yourself.

It's very funny in context, so look on YouTube.

Razor-BladE · 28 May 2011 at 09:44

Van Hellseek said:
This wasn't supposed to be funny btw.

Don't worry, it wasn't.